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    How I Feel Sometimes, Piz Doff's Poetry corner

    Disclaimer: Every once in a while I do poetry, a source of release for me. I can't work out EVERYDAY!!
    Thank you for reading.


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    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    Damn...

    (waits impatiently to go to the gym tomorrow)
    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'-Homer Simpson
    My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brother's not here and I have two soakers... This sucks!!!-Bob McKenzie
    Hockey is murder on ice-Jim Murray
    Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.-Superintendent Pang (Hard Boiled)

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    leg day was awesome!

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    PizDoff, that poem is ****ing inspiring, I lifted heavier weight than last week. If you have more, keep them coming!!!
    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'-Homer Simpson
    My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brother's not here and I have two soakers... This sucks!!!-Bob McKenzie
    Hockey is murder on ice-Jim Murray
    Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.-Superintendent Pang (Hard Boiled)

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    Cool poem man. Ive got one of my own, its about a girl who recently left me for her ex... Pretty sure I was a rebound here since they got engaged about a week after the fact Anyway, here goes:

    She watched me eating lunch,
    Some chicken and some bread.
    I went down on her once,
    Because she gave me head.
    But somehow I got dissed,
    For an ex-man who's on crack.
    Im really gonna miss,
    That picture-perfect rack. (36 C and she was 5'0)

    "We fight our battles, we wage our wars, we settle the score, with honor and blood" - Atreyu

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    lol CanadianHomer you joking?
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    Nope, when I read the first poem, I felt like hitting the gym. When reading about visceral discriptions, I felt pumped, testosterone is raging and etc.
    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'-Homer Simpson
    My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brother's not here and I have two soakers... This sucks!!!-Bob McKenzie
    Hockey is murder on ice-Jim Murray
    Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.-Superintendent Pang (Hard Boiled)

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