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    Break ALL your PR's in 3 weeks!!!

    K, this is how it's done. It's all about this special shake...

    take 8 egg whites (NO YOLKS, YOU DO NOT WANT FAT)
    2 tablespoons creatine
    2 scoops whey protein
    1/3 of a bag frozen mixed vegetables
    your choice of a banana or a pear
    1 gallon skim milk

    Here's the secret. First stir that together with a spoon. Then sip the excess residue off the top that will mostly be creatine and protein powder. Then you can blend the rest and chug it down.

    Drink one of these every morning and every night for three weeks and you're guaranteed to break ever PR you ever had!!!

    Well, at least thats what the 50 year old man wearing the bandana and black jump suit quarter squating 405 told all the kids in my gym. He asked them if they wanted to get big or be strong, and they answered strong. So he let them in on his "strength shake". They listened on with awe, hurried to the front desk to get paper and pencil and snickered to one another after he finished like they had found a fountain of youth.

    The guy was completely serious too, BTW.
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    Probably get some killer strong bowel movements from it.
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    Hmm... I bet that shake would work.

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    wait.......2 tablespoons creatine?
    how many grams is that?

    way over 5!

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    you lost me at the frozen vegetables...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teufelhund
    you lost me at the frozen vegetables...
    Yep, same here.

    Otherwise it's a pretty generic weight gaining shake (with a lot of creatine).
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    1 gallon of skim milk!?!? back in high school (2 long years ago) my friend tried to drink a gallon of milk in an hour, after 15 minutes and 1/2 gallon later he was throwing up his ass off. id like to see someone try to drink that shake

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    Senior Member Teufelhund's Avatar
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    LOL, a local radio station had a contest to see if anyone could drink a gallon of milk in 5 (I think it was 5) minutes. Ever heard vomitting live over the radio? Nice...

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    You couldn't drink a gallon of anything in 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by galileo
    You couldn't drink a gallon of anything in 5 minutes.


    I took this bet in high school. I bet I could drink a gallon of water in 15 minutes. LOL.
    After about half it in about 5 minutes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teufelhund
    you lost me at the frozen vegetables...
    Ha, same.
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    If you guys are into this sort of thing, try eating 6 crackers in a minute.

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