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    Bulking Sith Knight Stephen Riddington's Avatar
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    Date or PSX2

    Here's an article on

    PlayStation 2 Better Than Sex?
    In case you doubted the power of the videogame.

    April 21, 2004 - Here's a story with industry-shaking ramifications. Last night's Giants game here in San Francisco was Singles Night, which means special events to encourage love-flavored pairing up. Last night, mid-game, three "Bachelors" were chosen to win the favor of a "Mini-Bachelorette." The young lady in question, Jordan, was buxom and brunette. Among her notable qualities was fluency in Portuguese. At stake for the three Bachelors was a chance to spend a paid evening out with her.

    Each Bachelor had a chance to introduce himself and charm their way to a win. While Bachelor Number One was inaudible and Bachelor Number Three's attempt at humor fell flat, Bachelor Number Two said that, as he's planning a trip to Brazil, he wouldn't mind picking up a little Portuguese.

    It was enough for Jordan. "Well, I'd like to teach him," she said. Hubba-hubba.

    Bachelor Number Two was told that he could choose one of two prizes: either an expenses-paid date with lovely young Jordan, or a PlayStation 2.

    He took the PlayStation. The men in the audience cheered.

    Looks like when it comes down to a choice between videogames and female attention, these days, videogames are winning out.

    Here's the pic of the girl.

    Link:PS2 or Sex
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    Zeebo. Southern Beast's Avatar
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    I would've went out with the girl. Her looks ain't nothin' to write home about, but she's definatley bangable, with a cute face and nice rack.

    Now, if they had a bunch of EA Sports titles that came along with the PS2, I might be tempted to take it.
    Name: Justin Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs. Age: 25

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    Too Beaucoup -sin-'s Avatar
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    I would have taken the playstation.

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    Gonnabebig Member JuniorMint6669's Avatar
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    ps2 for me
    the last console i purchased was a super nintendo. i have a much easier time getting dates than i do getting a ps2

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    Mostly healed up! PizDoff's Avatar
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    back at it Beast's Avatar
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    Whereas a PS2 you can keep forever, you can't bet on that with a chick. Good choice, indeed!

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    is numero uno Saint Patrick's Avatar
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    Yup PS2 all the way.
    Height: 5'7"
    Weight: Not Big Enough

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    Totally, dude!
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    Good man, good man...

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    Senior Member shootermcgavin7's Avatar
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    I've got an X-Box already, and an "all expenses" paid date means that you can get loaded for free and all of the sudden, you're on a date with supermodel.

    It's pretty easy to spend the cost of a Playstation II on a night out.

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    i'd take the PS2 as well.

    i've had a hankering to play FF7 real bad, and i can't find it for PC.


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