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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

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    Baby Seal Clubber ElPietro's Avatar
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    Gun Safety

    Here's a very short article on a gun safety class.

    Funny as hell yet scary at the same time.

    http://www.local6.com/news/3254509/detail.html
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    sounds like something you'd do.
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    Nah, when testing guns I always try to keep it pointed at the nearest mexican.

    Just in case.
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    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElPietro
    Nah, when testing guns I always try to keep it pointed at the nearest mexican.

    Just in case.
    Me too. They're not to be trusted.
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    That's pretty stupid.

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    Sounds like the gun malfunctioned.
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    Damn, that is sad. Guns are bad, mmkay?

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    What's sad here is that a multitude of kids are horrified of guns now, thanks to the idiocy of one DEA agent.

    Instead of teaching these kids respect for guns, he's taught them fear. And FEAR kills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyno Rhino
    What's sad here is that a multitude of kids are horrified of guns now, thanks to the idiocy of one DEA agent.

    Instead of teaching these kids respect for guns, he's taught them fear. And FEAR kills.
    I'd say what's sad is that the man shot his leg

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    "Witnesses said the gun was pointed at the floor and when he released the slide, one shot fired into the top of his left thigh."

    This is definately a malfunction.

    I'll stick with my safety-less SIG, thank you, and not worry about this crap, primarily by not aiming my gun at my thigh when doing anything.

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    "Everyone was pretty shaken up," Farmer said. "But the point of gun safety hit home. Unfortunately, the agent had to get shot."
    did anyone else find this line hilarious?
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    Perhaps him getting shot should go into the job description from now on!

    They'd need to make him a kevlar quad guard. But then again, the dumbass would probably shoot the wrong leg!
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    Heh. Kind of funny that happened because it's one of my biggest fears with my own guns. Therefore I make sure it's never pointing at myself or others.
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    That's funny, and the fact that he's a DEA agent, makes it more funnier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCC
    Heh. Kind of funny that happened because it's one of my biggest fears with my own guns. Therefore I make sure it's never pointing at myself or others.
    Hmmmm. If shooting yourself is one of your biggest fears, then I suggest getting rid of them.

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