The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Mostly healed up! PizDoff's Avatar
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    Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

    http://www.wftv.com/news/3314503/detail.html
    BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.

    A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

    After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

    Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

    Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

    A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

    Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

    The motel manager says the room still can't be used.
    Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved

    Isn't that awesome? Hilarious?

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    Banned Berserker's Avatar
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    That is weird. I am never staying in a motel again. Buying motorhome.

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    MulletII - AKA Ninja Boner Gyno Rhino's Avatar
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    Don't worry about me. I got out after a week long stint in county. I'll be back to my old ways as soon as I can gather up enough whore-money to buy a case of vaseline.
    Founding Member and CEO of the FFFA

    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

    Pearls of Wisdom...


    Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!

    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    Fighting Genetics AdamGberg's Avatar
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    hahaha...almost as great as glueing all the furniture to the ceiling, but i guess that isn't as sexually provacative
    "Don't take life too serious, you'll never get out alive."-Van Wilder

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    WBBs motivational Speaker Rock's Avatar
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    Hahahahahah
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    was it burt renolds
    Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal.These things are for lesser men.Protect the weak against the evil strong.And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil."

    live by the code

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    That man, is a God.
    "I added some db curls with the pink weights for a bit of a burn." - Rookiebldr

    "im assuming the holy (big) 3 are: curls, bench, legs?" - Saggas

    "had a huge ass burn on my triceps while I was doing those kickbacks, so they'll likely be staying with my exercise program." - Zearoth

    "most of my burned calories coming from something called Basal. Wtf does a leaf have to do with any of it?" - Votorx

    "We have a lot of people like that on our campus, all hippies and things, that go around preaching against corporations, jocks, preps, accountants, and anyone else that feels the need to shower more than occasionally." - Shankerr

    "Damn man why are some women just so demonic and evil.. its like you wanna get a stake and mallet and an erection at the same time." - WBBIRL

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    Truly Bizarre.

    If it were me it would be 20 jars of natty PB, with 3 hot chicks rolling in it.
    Last edited by AllUp; 05-18-2004 at 07:03 PM.
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    Brawl: "Fill it with rocks , walk up to the sales dude and hit him in the face with it . When he falls down kick him in the neck and say " this stuff is junk "."

    Brawl: "Or grab a bottle bust it on the table and stab him in his neck"

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