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    You know most of the delegates are gay porn fetishists, right? Especially the ones from Montana. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

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    That's weird dude.

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    that's pretty funny, I guess.
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    Does anybody find it amusing that immediately to the right of that photo there is a photo of Clinton with his hands up, wearing a facial expression that communicates nothing short of sheer jubilation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast
    Right back ta ya!

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    I thought this one was pretty funny.



    http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...rrynotbush.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh BDK
    Does anybody find it amusing that immediately to the right of that photo there is a photo of Clinton with his hands up, wearing a facial expression that communicates nothing short of sheer jubilation?
    that area is a rotating picture...

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    Then I guess I just lucked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast

    Quote Originally Posted by Max-Mex
    Right back ta ya!

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...shumbrella.htm

    You figure the leader of the free world would have someone on his staff smart enough to get him a GustBuster umbrella.
    I can't believe these two clowns are the only two candidates with a legitimate shot at being elected to the most powerful office in the country. lol
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    I was thinking the same thing myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane
    I can't believe these two clowns are the only two candidates with a legitimate shot at being elected to the most powerful office in the country. lol
    I know, bunch of other clowns we could be voting for but somehow they got left out of the party. It all comes down to who is the better clown.
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    There was just as stupid stuff at the DNC too, as shown by BEAST. This thread is pointless.
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    Yea but come, a dildo on your head? Not very smart IMO. At least the Purple Heart Bandages were a bit more clever.
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    ^^ Hey, man, I agree. Total crap with the trunk and ****. I like the pins better with the elephant. The person who thought of those headgear abominations should be shot. Same with Democratic headgear and.....costumes.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max-Mex
    Yea but come, a dildo on your head? Not very smart IMO. At least the Purple Heart Bandages were a bit more clever.
    It's not a ****ing dildo. Christ. Yeah, he's wearing that because he thinks it's a dildo.

    Maybe he thought most people don't have a perverted mind.
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    Dildo. Even conservatives are perverted. Hence the dildo on his head.
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane
    I can't believe these two clowns are the only two candidates with a legitimate shot at being elected to the most powerful office in the country. lol
    Yup, pretty much, our Country is going to hell no matter who you vote for.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    Yup, pretty much, our Country is going to hell no matter who you vote for.

    Who wants to help me start a Coup?
    Though reserved as a fundamental human right in Declaration of Independence, the Constitution was pretty explicit about treason. Good luck against the few million dudes with guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    Yup, pretty much, our Country is going to hell no matter who you vote for.


    Who wants to help me start a Coup?
    Sure. I'm up for that. But we'll have to keep it on the down low at first. How about we start up something akin to a White Lotus society like they did in China to rebel against the Qing and then we'll convert people and spread our political ideals like in that Queensryche album Operation Mindcrime. That's a start.
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    are people in the south democrats or republicans or liberals? I would like to see an action movie with a guy from the, whats most hilbilly place in all of the south? going to new york city and kick some justin timberlake ass.
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