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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyno Rhino
    I will not condone this kind of behaviour.

    Unless I get some pics. Now.

    You mean video?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock
    I got an idea!

    Lets make a rebound team! join up guys! we could have a website, and girls who just broke up with their boyfriends, can come and sleep over at our rebound sex palace!

    lets call it...

    Hotell replace-men(t)
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    I'd lock away any valuables you got patty.
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    I'm with Pete, hide your alcohol.

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    thank you Shane, it is a great honor, recieving the greatest presidential nomination there is to receive, candidate for President of the Rebound Club.

    my qualifications are....well, I like women(main qualifier, this is not a homosexual rebound club, that would be pure madness, worse than rabbits on steroids)
    and I also like women very much, did I mention that? other than that I am a good cook and I could also help create a good mood in the rebound club.

    vote for Rock!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    BTW she just got out of a 2 year+ relationship so I'm the rebound guy.
    Wachtout for that, Ive been caught in that crap before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meltedtime
    He is the rebound guy, the first guy she's dated after a very long relationship that went bad. She is going to **** him like an animal. Then get all emotional and dump his ass.
    Nothing more to be said,Sex will be awsome,but it wont last long.

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    BTW we're also co-workers, so we'll be around each other 24/7 for the next 2 weeks.
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    mixing work and private life?

    just be careful so you dont get your ass sued off on a haressment charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    BTW we're also co-workers, so we'll be around each other 24/7 for the next 2 weeks.
    It's sort of life playing russian roulette but with your sexual welfare. Or standing in the bathtub while juggling hairdryers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    BTW we're also co-workers, so we'll be around each other 24/7 for the next 2 weeks.
    If you're gonna dip your pen in the company ink make sure your handwriting is legible.
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    How long have you been waiting to use that one Shane? lol
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    Actually I thought it up on the fly. Not bad, eh? I still don't know what the hell I meant though.
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    Ya, I didn't either, but it sounded like it meant something lol.
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    I think the real question is, "Does she weigh 1) more, or 2) less than you, Patty?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdaMAN
    Ya, I didn't either, but it sounded like it meant something lol.
    I think it might. Let me see what kind of a BS meaning I can come up with.
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    Hey Saint Patrick!

    It's Oct 1st. Is she moving out or did some "unexpected" complications force her to extend her stay?

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    No Flame, but it probably would have been better to have kept this in the original thread.
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    Her last night here was Wednesday.

    For the record, I never gave her the keys to the pad. The only time she was here without me was in the morning before she left for work.

    It's been total f*cking drama.

    On one hand, I'm glad she's out, but on the other hand I'm going to miss having her around for some reason.

    One thing's for sure: It's been a learning experience.
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    SP...

    Did you get all the action we had planned for you?

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    ROFL I cvam einto this one too late..Damn dude I coulda told you....
    How many Boxes of kleenex,tampons,BonBon's,buckets of ice cream did you go through?
    How many Cosmo Quizzes did you take? How many Horoscopes were read to you?

    what were you thinkikng ??!! WHAT DID YOU LEARN???!!!!!!
    iM ME fool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore
    AND ONCE AGAIN.

    Organichu has not been given credit AGAIN from what I can tell is some seriously funn4y sh1t.
    My devout padawan, thank you for your admiration.. maybe I'll become known when I stop busting out witty repartees and actually pick up a weight. I don't have a fancy avatar of my deltoid looking like an inflamed testicle.. give me some time.
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    Funny the thread yes it is!

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    I was going to edit my post but ...**** it....that is what my typing looks like when I have clen jitters.
    Out of the night that covers me,Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In The fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade And yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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