OMFG, That's great. LOL.
Spawn would be teh win costume, but likely the chains would snag everything, heh..
<=Real Sword, Fake Glow.
Research that s*** up son. <me
Gyno Rhino: "I think your cyber-game just sucks."
Brawl: "Fill it with rocks , walk up to the sales dude and hit him in the face with it . When he falls down kick him in the neck and say " this stuff is junk "."
Brawl: "Or grab a bottle bust it on the table and stab him in his neck"
My wife wanted me to sport a six pack. This should work.
Me /pwn1ng by Xian Rookie's journal Rookie's Picture Thread
Damn right you will be! We don't mess around down here. Liquor and Steel, that's what we're all about -Casey
ROFL, oh man - I usually wait until I'm on the freeway to do that. What an idiot! -teufy doing what he does best.
You aren't strong enough or pretty enough to train in the evenings with us...better stick to noon workouts with the rest of the geriatrics. - pup
Yeah. I'm a dork. - Teufy
Better yet, "why should anyone's interpretation of divinity govern modern society?" - Twilo
And you probably already have a pair of gay pleather pants, so one less thing to rent eh Jeff? Err, I guess you'd have to sew the ass cheeks back onto them though, or the cops might pick you up.
Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me
Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me
ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle
If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Current FFFA Enforcer
I hope your friends have as poor of a sense of humor as you do.Originally Posted by SalahG
How about John Kerry wearing a button that says president
I went to a costume party last year as Mr. Burns, only because my gf bugged me because it was her party. I don't think I'll dress up this year.
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One of the best costumes that I've ever seen was a guy dressed up like Bill Clinton - he had the hair, the gestures, etc. He was surrounded by 6 guys dressed like Secret Service. He hit on EVERY single chick who walked by. Perfect.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAOriginally Posted by galileo
aw cmon gal, that was funny!
D 435 / S 340 / B 305
"I avoid talking to normal people about this stuff as much as possible. It's usually a waste of time." - HahnB
"OMG HE EETS 2 MUCH0RZ!!111 O NOES HE EETS TEH FATS!!!111" - PowerManDL
"Test does a body good." - Severed Ties
Originally Posted by SalahG
Damn you, you beat me to it!
"You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps.... his PRIDE!"- Vegeta
ima get some dread lock wig and one party be rick james and the other party lil jon
Why live if one can not Deadlift?- John Paul Sigmasson
Accept that which is useful and reject what is not- Bruce Lee
Reason and Logic trump religion- Me
Restriction of education, Censorship of knowledge, and Proliferation of religion helps keep the masses tamed- Me
"Money does not fix everything, Smart fixes everything"
I'm gonna put on a gorilla suit and go as Ectx.
Weight: Not Big Enough
“Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.” — Bruce Lee
I feel ya on that one. That would definately be scary.Originally Posted by HahnB
LOL Salah G! I thought it was funny!
Southern Pride !
Actually it was pretty dumb. But gailileo got pissed off, and that made it funny.Originally Posted by Big J
The best guitar player alive...
You relax. Assume an emoticon even when I don't put one. *inserts hidden wink smilie*Originally Posted by SalahG
Originally Posted by SalahG
[sarcasm]I'm amazed that the neocons on this forum found that humorous! It's weird how people with such similar political beliefs all find the same political joke funny. Weird![/sarcasm]
You didn't piss me off, stupid.
I went out to the bar one year dressed as a sperm bank nurse, complete with Vaseline and "sample cups". I asked every guy in the bar for sperm.
The year after that, I won the costume contest. I dressed up as a used tampon.
Stats: 5'8", 142lbs, 11.1%bf (or so the machine says)
"In dog years, I'm dead" - my T-shirt
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright
"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you"
I usually go as a beauty queen, dressed with a niced pink gown and a sash to go with. i used to have a crown, but it broke..heh, i get the females in the area to do the makeup, i am one of the ugliest women when i'm wearing that shiz
HT: 6'3 / WT: 265lbs 16%BF
"Somewhere along the line, we seem to have confused comfort with happiness."
- I like girls -
classyOriginally Posted by Hot Chick
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I'm doing the convict thing
I plan to wear my recently-acquired orange souvenir t-shirt from Las Vegas that has "Las Vegas County Jail' stencilled on the breast and back, along with a pair of orange ModRobes pants
I'll start growing facial hair next week so I can shave it into a handlebar 'stache and truly horrendous wolverine-style sideburns
IMHO costumes you make yourself are far better than store-bought
last year me and a bunch of my buddy's dressed up as hooters girls, we got the actual costumes and everything....but my fav costume was 4 guys dressed up as double dare contestence and one mark summers, they went around doing dares and stuff it was funny
This year my friends and I will dress up as the What would You Do Cast. I'll be the PieCoaster.Originally Posted by mikey4402
WBB Conditioning Program
Goal: To not be breathless after 1 mile on the track or 15 min in the gym.