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    help! fakt beyond...

    So i find out my mom slept with my friend. I was treated like her pos from day 1. THen theres the father whos away all the time making stops at flying J for breaks. What pisses me off is its all fake. Its behind the islamic attire and the bending over 5 times a day. Want another twister? shes teaching kids koran at the local madrasa while at 25 i just found i dont know who the daddy is. thankgod i just moved out. life sucks.
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    could you explain that again, I dont think I get it.
    This is what I gleaned:
    Your mom has slept with a friend of yours.
    Your mom has treated you like a piece of shlt from the day you were born.
    Your father likes to fly.
    Everything is a lie.

    You dislike Islamic clothing and praying 5 times per day?
    You think its ironic that your mom teaches religious school.
    Your 25 and your not sure who your father is?
    You moved out.

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    Is your friend your father? Or is it the flying J guy? Wait what?

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    Those replies weren't there when I spent 10 minutes attempting to solve this puzzle.

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    Ok, do I get to be the friend who f's his mom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by galileo
    Ok, do I get to be the friend who f's his mom?
    I think you'd want pics first.

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    but does whey make you fat?


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    Gimme your moms number i think i lost it

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    Let me get this right....

    Your mom ****** your buddy! (hope she's hot)
    Your pissed because she's pretty into her faith, but doesn't always act on it!
    You just foundout that your not sure who your Dad is..after 25 years!

    I think I got that.

    I didn't think this **** really happened in the real world. When is the Springer show appearance. I gues I shouldn't be making light of it. Good luck in figuring out all this.

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    What the ****?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gizmo
    So i find out my mom slept with my friend. I was treated like her pos from day 1. THen theres the father whos away all the time making stops at flying J for breaks. What pisses me off is its all fake. Its behind the islamic attire and the bending over 5 times a day. Want another twister? shes teaching kids koran at the local madrasa while at 25 i just found i dont know who the daddy is. thankgod i just moved out. life sucks.
    hah, that ole' gag.
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    Pics of mom. Now. Hurry, before my roommates get back.

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    Put your friend in the wood chipper.

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    Rock on bro ... whats your number ? I'll call your mom and shag ... uh ... I mean talk to her about how bad of an idea it was to get her freaky freak on with your bro .



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    To be honest, it looks like the only acceptable answer is mass murder and suicide. It worked for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyno Rhino
    To be honest, it looks like the only acceptable answer is mass murder and suicide. It worked for me.
    Dude, he's talking about real life, not Everquest. Ha! I crack me up. Okay, it was lame. God damnit. I suck. Mass murder and suicide, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MixmasterNash
    Dude, he's talking about real life, not Everquest. Ha! I crack me up. Okay, it was lame. God damnit. I suck. Mass murder and suicide, eh?
    I know nothing of Everquest. But I do know that AD&D IS real life. And if you disagree, I've got a Lvl. 8 Halfelf Wizard whose fireball would like to argue with you.
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    hmmmm his mom seems easy....just so happens i have something for desei women...although i dont like sloppy seconds, i'll just assume that i live in a pornstar world and that i rule...
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