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    lol.... weight loss patch!

    hahaha I ran across this..... I remember someone posting about obesity in the United states and how eventually we will create a magic diet pill. well you were wrong they have made a diet patch! http://mydietpatches.com/




    gotta love the disclaimer
    You only pay a small shipping fee of $2.95 for your free 1 week trial of the Amazing Diet Patch. The Amazing Diet Patch Weight Loss System consists of healthy dieting and exercise. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.


    Well than It isn't that amazing is it?
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    Wait, are you trying to say that healthy dieting and excersize will make me lose weight? And all this time I thought it was cheetos. *buys diet patch*
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    I dont get it, I could get any person in the world under 10% in 3months.

    I lost 19kgs in 4weeks last summer, all I did was eating less, thats it, thats all, I didnt lose one gram of muscle, not one gram.
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    people are looking for a magic pill that lets them do nothing eat everything and look good......
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    Lots of money to be made for sellers of snake oil. Not much seems to have changed in the last 100 years ..

    This is what it says at the top of the page:
    Makes ... diet ... obsolete

    This is at the bottom:
    The Amazing Diet Patch Weight Loss System consists of healthy dieting and exercise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock
    I dont get it, I could get any person in the world under 10% in 3months.

    I lost 19kgs in 4weeks last summer, all I did was eating less, thats it, thats all, I didnt lose one gram of muscle, not one gram.
    You lost 42lbs in 4 weeks? That hardly sounds healthy!

    And I doubt you can get ANYONE under 10% in 3 months. Given certain genetic predispositions I'm sure there are some peope that it is just unattainable.
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    nope, just eat less, thats all
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    I'm with Little Jake on that one. But I do think that MOST people will be able to lose a significant amount of weight if they do some work/exercise/eat better (if not less).

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    LMAO I saw this on tv and laughed then as I'm laughing now. What crap. It's the equivalent of taping a piece of cloth on my arm and dieting and doing cardio for 3 months, then saying, "Wow, this patch really worked!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by superior_will
    LMAO I saw this on tv and laughed then as I'm laughing now. What crap. It's the equivalent of taping a piece of cloth on my arm and dieting and doing cardio for 3 months, then saying, "Wow, this patch really worked!"
    You should do that. THEN, sell the peice of cloth for $19.99. Big money baby!!!
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    i was really hoping for a pill lol, but a weight loss patch sounds even better. What is the technology behind this patch lol. I can't wait to see people with a patch on each arm, one for smoking the other one for dieting, while smoking and eating mcdonalds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RussianRocket
    i was really hoping for a pill lol, but a weight loss patch sounds even better. What is the technology behind this patch lol. I can't wait to see people with a patch on each arm, one for smoking the other one for dieting, while smoking and eating mcdonalds.
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    Yeah, with the package saying that the fact it was on me during my weightloss would help them lose weight with a tiny, tiny print on the bottom saying," This product is useless without strenuous exercise and excellent dieting." Nobody reads that anyway. So many idiots, so few brains.
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    Idiot - Brain = easy money
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    I'm going to make an IQ patch, it makes you smarter by shocking you when you see a patch for dieting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock
    I dont get it, I could get any person in the world under 10% in 3months.

    I lost 19kgs in 4weeks last summer, all I did was eating less, thats it, thats all, I didnt lose one gram of muscle, not one gram.
    how do you know you didn't lose 1 gram? I find it highly unlikely that by simply reducing calories and assumably doing plenty of cardio that you could lose 10+ pounds per week and no muscle.

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    You dummies.... This patch works great.

    It's applied orally

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2A
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    :withstupi Yep. You sir will become rich with that thinking. Ever think of a partnership?..........
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