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    Funny story from the old days

    Now dont be jumping on me saying crap it was a long time ago , things were different .


    OK ... I was bouncing in a club making about 5 bucks an hour , so me and this big black kid used to supplement our income every now and then knocking off some small time drug houses . There wasnt any crack then but there was tons of coke .

    We started doing this when an old guy that owned an old gym had some druggies move in about three houses down from him . He wanted us to give them a message and crap like that . So chuck thought " lets rob those suckers " So we did .

    Back to the current one . We jacked these guys for some cash , not a lot maybe $300 to $800 a piece . When we ran out we jumped over the front porch railing . chuck landed on a picknick table and cut his shin pretty much to the bone . In the process he dropped his pistol .

    He was swearing so much that I guarantee half the hood woke up . I'm scrambling to find his pistol while he's holding his shin . The guys never even came outside after us . I found it and we jumped in our car and were off . He didnt have any insurance so the next day we got to work , and as soon as the bar opened we fabricated a story that he tripped climbing over the counter (the cash register was there ) and gashed his shin so the bar would pay the tab . Haha

    I saw chuck the other day and the 1st thing he did was bitch about that night back in 1988 or 89 . Funny times . You miss them but you dont want to go back .

    Funny thing too the gym owner gave us a lifetime membership to his gym . He ended up dying about two years later of cancer . So much for that membership .
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    I don't mean to be a jerk, but how is any of this funny?

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    Sorry bro it must not be to you . We laughed just as hard the other day as we did 13 years ago . Like I said different times .

    But then again you think that line under your post is funny ... oh well .
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    geez really, whats so funny about that story???!?!??! i mean, i coulda just not said anything at all since i dont get it, but instead i want to let you know that it is sooooooo immature and silly that it is nowhere near funny. god what is wrong with some people.
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    i loved it (--thismuch--)
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    Thats "bleepin" awesome...
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    its hard for me to find humour in that.

    i'd say it more ironic at best. Well atleast you got a good adreline rush, i'd expect.
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    I wish you were my dad Brawl.

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    Lighten up, it's not like they robbed some gas station. They knocked off a ****ing crack house. Most of that **** ends up in the hands of your kids. They deserve to get worked over.
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    i dont hink its a question about whether they deserve it or not, its just not that funny. But i tottally agree, way to kick some Ass Brawl.
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    We didnt kick any ass doing that stuff we just made a few bones on some idiots . It probably isnt funny to you guys but in the middle of everything my bud was swearing at the picknick table , the porch everything . you had to be there .

    When I ran into him again the very 1st thing he brings up is that . I asked him if when him and the wife and kids sit around the picknick table if he has flashbacks ... he said hell yeah .

    Yes it was stupid but what the hell they were cokeheads .
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    What Really Happened. The Directors Cut.

    Brawl and the Cokehouse.
    starring Brawl and
    featuring Black Guy.

    Brawl: Ok, see the cash inside there?
    [Black Guy Kicks his leg on the picinic table]
    [Brawl Laughs]
    Black Guy: What are you laughing at? I told you im getting too old for this sheet. Look I cut mah damb leg right open. Oh lordy.
    Brawl: Ok OK. Just calm down we gotta get inside and get the cash.
    [The duo fumbles their way into the crackhouse to find a small amount of cash, maybe $8 but about a pound of pure crack on the cutting table. They exchange smiles and begin snorting all the coke]
    Black Guy: Damn this is some good sheet. Now I know they dont be selling this sheet for no $8 there's some money around here somewhere we just gotta find it.
    Brawl: Sure. But look how messy this place is, we'd be lucky to find arnold schwarzeneger in here.
    Black Guy: Damn fool. I told you not to talk about no gay homo bodybuilding sheet around me bro. Arnie is whack anyway fool. For starters he aint no shcwarz and he sure as sheet aint a neger.
    [Brawl ignores Black Guy and begins vacuuming and dusting in an attempt to clean up and find the cash.]
    Black Guy: Damn man, you gay.
    [Black Guy snorts some more coke and passes out-Brawl finds the $4000 cash but tells the Black Guy he only found $800 and gives him $400 when he wakes up. Black Guy leaves his authentic German Luger in the cokehouse, the value of the Luger would now be approximately $1500]
    Black Guy (years later): Damn are you for real?
    Me: I'm the narrator, I never lie.
    Black Guy: Sheet.
    [Brawl snorts some coke]

    THE END

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    Good thing you mentioned that the guy was black, else this would've been the worst story ever.

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    Gal the black guy made the story. It still needs an angry police chief and a car-chase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Brick
    Gal the black guy made the story. It still needs an angry police chief and a car-chase.
    And Ben Affleck!

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    I loved the story, you got more stories like that, did the crackhouse guys move?
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    So you were quite the "Wild Man" Brawl !! LOL Glad you can laugh about it now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brawl
    Now dont be jumping on me saying crap it was a long time ago , things were different .


    OK ... I was bouncing in a club making about 5 bucks an hour , so me and this big black kid used to supplement our income every now and then knocking off some small time drug houses . There wasnt any crack then but there was tons of coke .

    We started doing this when an old guy that owned an old gym had some druggies move in about three houses down from him . He wanted us to give them a message and crap like that . So chuck thought " lets rob those suckers " So we did .

    Back to the current one . We jacked these guys for some cash , not a lot maybe $300 to $800 a piece . When we ran out we jumped over the front porch railing . chuck landed on a picknick table and cut his shin pretty much to the bone . In the process he dropped his pistol .

    He was swearing so much that I guarantee half the hood woke up . I'm scrambling to find his pistol while he's holding his shin . The guys never even came outside after us . I found it and we jumped in our car and were off . He didnt have any insurance so the next day we got to work , and as soon as the bar opened we fabricated a story that he tripped climbing over the counter (the cash register was there ) and gashed his shin so the bar would pay the tab . Haha

    I saw chuck the other day and the 1st thing he did was bitch about that night back in 1988 or 89 . Funny times . You miss them but you dont want to go back .

    Funny thing too the gym owner gave us a lifetime membership to his gym . He ended up dying about two years later of cancer . So much for that membership .
    Boy, I wish I used to be cool enough to steal from drug dealers, and then steal from my employer.

    Good times.
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    there's something ironic about this story.



    i jsut can't quite put my finger on it.
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    Better hope the statute of limitations is up on armed robbery. lol.
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    Too bad those cokeheads didn't off you guys.

    THEN the story would've been funny.
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    Wish i had stories like dat :/

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    the black guy doesnt die brick? every black guy dies in movies unless he's samuel l jackson
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    Brick that rocks hahah . That kinda fits my gay posts here sometimes .

    You guys need to enjoy a story from a long time ago . Dont be haters . We were stupid and young .

    We went through this last time . I know some of you have better stories than that . Especially Rock and all the crackheads he deals with . I'll continue to be cannon fodder for you guys .
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    dude, we all ahve stories from when we were young.


    we just don't randomly share them with a group of internet strangers.


    also the inherent hypocrisy of questioning the ethics of political figures when you appear to have zero to no ethics yourself, is hard to beat.
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