so last May i got kicked out of school. i went to Liberty University, the spawn of Jerry Falwell. one day last April I went with 3 girls i had just met and a guy friend of mine to go swimming in a river about an hour away. when we were done, we dropped off the guy friend, then the three girls wanted to come over to my place to meet my dog. why not? realizing that we were going to go out to eat in a bit and not having time for a shower, i went into the back room behind 2 closed doors to wash up and change out of my swimsuit and whatnot. why not? i smelled like river water. i left my dog (a 60 lb black hole of energy) in the other room with the girls. long story short, i heard the girls screaming from the other room. remembering this dog had bitten me more than once, i threw on a pair of shorts, ran out and grabbed the dog. he was just playing it seemed, but had scratched them a couple times with his 2" talons, drawing blood.
the next day, the girls had told the dean's office of the situation (though "shorts" had become "boxer shorts", even if i do wear them to the gym). so no joke, i got kicked out of liberty university for "state of undress" because these girls saw me without a shirt on. my appeal was denied and i was able to reapply for the spring semester. i needed a letter from my parents (yeah. i'm 25 years old and i need my parent's permission), a letter from a pastor, a licensed Christian counselor that says i'm not at risk, and one of myself detailing my plan for "successful continuance at Liberty". well guess what? i mailed them all in (couldn't do it in person. any person kicked out of liberty is also banned from campus). well guess what? they didn't accept the letter from the pastor because he is a Liberty graduate and a friend of mine (yeah. you heard me right). and they didn't accept my letter for successful continuance because i didn't follow directions. yeah. heard me right there, too.
so here's where steroids come in. at some point, a lady at a church i was working at found out i was on "sports supplements" (actually referring to Digestive Enzymes). she in turn told the church that i was on steroids. she then called the school and told them i was on steroids. i got fired from that church position because "the youth group got too big" (in other words i was doing my job too well) and kicked out of school for the above detailed reason. now you and i both know that these aren't the real reasons, right? i had a head honcho of liberty (but not an administrator) pull me out of class one day and ask me very inquisitively if i was on steroids. of course i told him no (i'm natty). so i am confident....CONFIDENT...that they believe i'm on steroids and were looking for a reason to kick me out. they couldn't accuse me b/c then i could sue. so they did what libety does best and assume you're guilty without any real evidence.
the question is...what do you do in my shoes?