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    Those are not acceptable excuses.

    Respect: I don't always AGREE with you, but I've always been impressed by your breadth of knowledge, your intelligence and your sense of humour. That's just 30% less now.

    Um.

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    yay beans!


    i was just giving you a hard time cal. and yeah yeah, i prolly should put this in the "i'm ashamed" thread, but i'm not really ashamed - it tastes like crap, i acknowledge that, but it's conveneint crap.
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    Alarm goes off at 7:25.
    Hit snooze.
    Alarm goes off at 7:34.
    Get up.
    Piss.
    Get out work clothes.
    Take shower.
    Put in contacts.
    Put on work clothes.
    Eat bowl of cereal and juice if I have time.
    Pack pint of milk, granola or protein bars, yogurt and bagel for work.
    Put doggie in his pen.
    Put on coat and shoes.
    Leave house at 8:00.
    At work at 8:05.

    Yes, it only takes me 25 minutes or so to get ready.
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    wake up depends on when my first class is and where I slept that night...

    on my own..
    up (no snooze ..hardcore)
    start hot water pot for oatmeal + whey and green tea
    put contacts in
    turn computer monitor on and talk to my boyfriend while he gets ready to work out
    pour hot water into oatmeal and tea that I prepared the night before
    eat while checking email and talking to my boyfriend
    get dressed
    grab the bag I got together last night checking for the essentials...workout clothes for later, wrist straps, lifting music, protein shake and bar..oh yeah and books too.
    head out

    night with boyfriend (when I have to be on the other campus the next day)
    wake up whenever he set the alarm for...
    lay there while he gets ready for his day...
    eat the oatmeal and whey he lovingly prepares for me ...
    check email and such on his computer...
    go swim...
    go to class...
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    7:20 Get up and put clothes on.
    7:35 Go Start the car for warmup it's -15C here,i need to get a remote starter.
    7:45 Put gel in my hair
    7:48 Remove all the snow from the car.
    7:50 Drive fast to work
    8:00 At work in start drinking Oatmeal/whey shake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMatt
    7:20 Get up and put clothes on.
    7:35 Go Start the car for warmup it's -15C here,i need to get a remote starter.
    7:45 Put gel in my hair
    7:48 Remove all the snow from the car.
    7:50 Drive fast to work
    8:00 At work in start drinking Oatmeal/whey shake...

    No shower? Don't brush your teeth? Don't need to take a morning crap????

    That's not hygenic(spl) at all
    "It is often said, mainly by the "no-contests", that although there is no positive evidence for the existence of God, nor is there evidence against his existence. So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak sense of Pascal's wager. But on second thought it seems a cop-out, because the same could be said of Father Christmas and tooth fairies. There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?"

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    People don't notice,with all the perfume i put on.

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    Some people take a shower the night before, manveet.
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    at any time in the morning:

    wake up
    too groggy
    fall asleep
    wake up
    grumble
    fall asleep
    wake up
    use the bathroom
    microwave tea and oats
    defrost chicken breast
    eat breakfast outside the house and look at trees and plants
    wash dishes
    check email and stuff

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    Wake Up
    Drink Red Bull
    Piss
    Clean Penis
    **** Wife (thats why I clean the pork-sicle)
    Help Wife Masturbate (Until she's had a few more orgasms)
    Eat Breakfast
    Lift Weights
    Shower
    Go to Work

    I work 2nd Shift and have no kids so my mornings are long, slow and fun.

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    Here's a recent 2 day schedule of mine. One that has repeated all to many times lately. Being ambitious can really suck some times...

    5:00am- wake up
    6:00am- work
    7:00am- work
    8:00am- work
    9:00am- work
    10:00am- work
    11:00am- work
    12:00pm- work
    1:00pm- work
    2:00pm- work
    3:00pm- work
    4:00pm- work
    5:00pm- work
    6:00pm- go home, eat, email
    8:30pm- leave for work
    9:00pm- work
    10:00pm- work
    11:00pm- work
    12:00am- work
    1:00am- work
    2:00am- work
    3:00am- work
    4:00am- work
    5:00am- work
    6:00am- work
    7:00am- work
    8:00am- work
    9:00am- work
    10:00am- work
    11:00am- work
    12:00pm- work
    1:00pm- work
    2:00pm- work
    3:00pm- work
    3:30pm- Get home and CRASH

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIS
    Here's a recent 2 day schedule of mine. One that has repeated all to many times lately. Being ambitious can really suck some times...

    5:00am- wake up
    6:00am- work
    7:00am- work
    8:00am- work
    9:00am- work
    10:00am- work
    11:00am- work
    12:00pm- work
    1:00pm- work
    2:00pm- work
    3:00pm- work
    4:00pm- work
    5:00pm- work
    6:00pm- go home, eat, email
    8:30pm- leave for work
    9:00pm- work
    10:00pm- work
    11:00pm- work
    12:00am- work
    1:00am- work
    2:00am- work
    3:00am- work
    4:00am- work
    5:00am- work
    6:00am- work
    7:00am- work
    8:00am- work
    9:00am- work
    10:00am- work
    11:00am- work
    12:00pm- work
    1:00pm- work
    2:00pm- work
    3:00pm- work
    3:30pm- Get home and CRASH
    wow alot work going on there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by getfit
    wow alot work going on there!
    Yep, and hence why I havn't gotten to the gym lately.

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    23:00, wake up after 3 hours sleep, unable to get back to sleep due to messed up sleeping pattern.
    2:05, get up, get some food
    2:15, turn on computer, mess about on internet for a bit, too tired to do anything useful like working out, but not tired enough to sleep
    5:00, have shower, get dressed, get stuff ready for work
    6:15, leave for work on bike in wind/rain/dark
    6:45, get to work, have some coffee
    7:00, start work,
    19:00, finish work
    19:30, get home from work
    20:00, go to bed exhausted

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    Recently, since i'm off school...

    8:00am - Wake up and sit in bed for a while
    8:15am - Get up and drink a water, since i usually wake up dehydrated
    8:20am - Eat breakfast which is usually scrambled eggs with toast and a protein shake
    8:40am - Shower, brush teeth, *****, whatever else i do in the bathroom
    9:15am - Quick sprint
    9:20am - Go to the gym
    10:30am - Bum around my house untill my friends wake up and then go do something

    I'd like to add that this is a good day, i'd be lying if i told you i did this everyday

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    Way to dig up a 3.5 year old post.
    My sig scared getfit.

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    Since it was resurrected...

    This one's going to be a bit different

    When I wake up has to do with the situations at hand.

    If I'm going to school factors include)

    how much I've had to drink the night before
    who's bed/house I woke up in
    when I need to be at class

    When I'm not employed factors include)
    how late I was up and what I was doing (drinking or whatever else)
    if I'm at my house or not
    if my parents are being gay that day

    although time really doesn't have to be fixed for this.

    My morning ritual involves trying to inflict pain on whatever/whoever has woken me up... I'm not a morning person. If it's something like the sun a stern and profuse lecture suffices.

    I get up and usually take a piss, for some reason I always have to piss in the AM.

    Usually I eat nothing, very rarely I'll fry up some eggs

    thats pretty much the only constants in my awakening

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    Weekday-
    7:00-Wake
    7:05- protein shake
    *insert HIIT on certain days*
    7:35 shower and all that
    7:50ish - Breakfast
    9:30- meet gf on her break during her nurisng/CNA class
    10: Try and decide where to eat with the gf at then what to do until I go to work.

    Weekend-
    Sleep till noon and do not disturb me
    January 07-164 pounds
    *Bulking*
    Deccember 07 - 225 pounds

    June 08 - 205
    *Currently Cutting*
    Goal-190

    November 08-238 pounds
    *Bulking till January 1st*

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    5:00 am: wake up tell myself its better than waking up at 4:30 and mozying around

    5:01 am: brush teeth
    5:05 am: put on clothes
    5:15 am: eat alot of food and tell myself I feel pretty good I dont need coffee today is the day I quit!
    5:30 am: out the door with the gym bag
    7:00 am: finally at work! go in for the 12 ounce cup of joe
    8:15 am: listen to coworkers bitch about how i show up late and never do anything, smile a bit and leave.
    8:30 am: on WBB not doing anything.
    9:00 am: still on WBB
    10:00 am: generally still on WBB but may start an experiment that requires time. can't rush perfection.
    11:00 am: prelunch warm up
    11:45am: lunch
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    consistency and intensity.

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    05:45 a.m. - Wake up
    05:50 a.m. - Combination of piss, wash face, brush teeth
    06:00 a.m. - Pour a bowl of cereal and delete spam that got into my inbox
    06:03 a.m. - Work on a spreadsheet for my side job.
    06:40 a.m. - Shower
    06:50 a.m. - Get dressed, stress out that I should have been in the shower at 6:35
    06:55 a.m. - Leave apartment
    06:57 a.m. - Cuss out the traffic light that stays red for 2 minutes with no one coming except me in any direction. (I've left turned on red here multiple times.)
    07:01 a.m. - Arrive at work (man I should have been in the shower at 6:35.)
    07:05 a.m. - Get cup of coffee talk about everyone's previous day.
    07:45 a.m. - Get job briefing for the day/week/months ahead.
    08:00 a.m. - Begin working on said tasks.
    08:01 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. - Drink 1 more cup of coffee and 8 cups of water go to the bathroom multiple times while figuring out how to make my morning jobs take all the way until lunch time.
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    i roll out of bed around 7:40, and im usually ready for the day by 7:50.
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    For the last 2 weeks: wake up at 7, get downstairs by 7:10 eat my bowl of bran cereal and make my 4 pbj's go back upstairs get my bag and two granola bars and get changed. out of the house by 7:50 at class at 8.
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    I've never understood how people can take morning dumps. I've done this about 3 times in my whole life and I just hate it. I remember me and a kid in HS talked about this one time how its the only time he can go.

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    wake up, xbox, workout, school, eat, smoke pot, maybe party, have sex with gf, sleep

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    wake up
    check emails/computer
    shower
    breakfast
    loaft/swim/computer/lay on the floor
    day starts now and i'll start on whatever **** i need to be done
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