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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #26
    Party of "No." Tryska's Avatar
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    *accidentally sets something on fire and sneaks away*
    Last edited by Tryska; 11-16-2001 at 05:34 PM.
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    *uses fire to light bong and passes it around, being careful not to step on fart barker*
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    Party of "No." Tryska's Avatar
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    *whispers*

    hey pup...i got a better idea.....

    *steals a bottle of southern comfort, and finds some bongos*

    *leads pup and other weedheads to the back corner of the yard, and sets a bonfire under a tree*
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    *starts clambake in dls yard, while latty does cheerios in lawn with dls truck*
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    *climbs up in the tree and starts cheering latty on*

    yeeeeeeeee-ha!
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    *fires up the general lee*
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    *lmao*


    *jumps in the general (through the window) and hangs out the side while egging on a donut race*
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    *has hallucination, drives through dl's window*
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    erm.....time for me to disappear agiain.

    *casually walks away from the general....steals some cds and dvds and saunters into the bathroom*

    *puts the cds in the toilet for safekeeping, grabs her lipstick and starts drawing on mr. barker's face while he's passed out*

    *saunters back out of the bathroom, forgetting the cds*
    Last edited by Tryska; 11-16-2001 at 06:22 PM.
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    *walks in bathroom, mistakes cd's for bible and starts praying to puffy cd*
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    *waits til pup pauses in his "praying" and leads him away from the toilet. drops him when he trips over mr. barker. picks him up and sits him down on a nice corner of the couch, next to a potted plant*

    (in case he has to "pray" again)

    *decides to go to the kitchen and make some coffee for pup*
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    *frankster walks in, waves french flag and shouts "viva la france"*

    *i, who just finished "praying", pull out the cd, which has been "prayed to" and throw it at frankster*

    *this causes frankster to spit on the general, which is still in the living room*

    *i then take the flag, burn it, and kick franksters ass*
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    *finds instant coffee in the cupboard. puts it in a styrofoam cup, wrapped in tinfoil and puts it in the microwave*

    *presses start button*

    *watches the fireworks and sees the microwave insides start to melt*

    ummmm.....

    *walks back into living room*

    pup man...we prolly should go now. 'sides..i wanna find yates. he betta not be with one of them hookers.
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    *wakes up when somebody says hookers*

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    *walks into local bar with tryska and sees yates, dl and chigs, all with these 2 dollar hookers on their laps*

    *tryska proceeds to kill the hookers and castrate yates*

    damn...i shoulda just got high in michigan
    May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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    *soundtrack comes to a screeching halt*

    now that seems awfully bloody and violent.....

    i think we should do a scooby doo ending....

    *doodoodoo doodoodoo doodoodoo*

    *walks into local bar with pup and sees yates, dl and chigs, all with these 2 dollar hookers on their laps*

    hey...wait a minute....who's that hooker in yates lap??

    she looks vaguely familiar.....

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    yates...drop that girl right now!

    *grabs the hooker and pulls her wig off so the world knows it's term*

    It's a man, baby..a man!
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    *pokes head in thread- decides to get the hell outta here*

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    *Glad she stayed home with a Lawrence Sanders book and the Natalie Cole "Unforgettable CD*

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    ROFLMAO

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    *was at work, and missed the party. Yet feels dirty after reading this thread*
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    *Walks in, shakes head, leaves to go take a shower* eww. still not clean still not clean!
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    * gets to party late finds girly mag ion bathroom so unloads baby gravy on tile*
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    *lol*

    y'all fuddy duddies just don't know how to party.

    (well except for Bam Bam...who prolly coulda used a hooker)

    i'm sure DL will appreciate the jamboree of the century. you sure do know how to throw a party man.
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    Damn right. This is just like one of my parties. Hell, I'm drunk right now and its 11 am. Long Island sure does make some good iced tea.
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    *was all kinds of drunk when doing those "cheerios" on the lawn*


    *passed out in the front seat*

    *wakes up with Allie, topless, laying her head on his lap*

    *just smiles and lights up a j*
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