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    Song from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy.
    It's divine to own a dick,
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest prick.
    So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
    Your Percy, or your cock.
    You can wrap it up in ribbons.
    You can slip it in your sock,
    But don't take it out in public,
    Or they will stick you in the dock,
    And you won't come back!

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    and a new sig for me :evillaugh

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    You need a job almost as much as Tryska.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    hey..i have a job. i go there every day.....sometimes on time, even.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    hey..i have a job. i go there every day.....sometimes on time, even.
    So you GO there but that doesnt mean you do any work...
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    so? as long as my bank account gets a deposit every two weeks, i'm cool with that.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    I'm bumping this for your own good.

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    so? as long as my bank account gets a deposit every two weeks, i'm cool with that.

    I'm getting me a job like you have...Damn I want your job...
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    hey man..all it takes is luck, the gift of gab, and a great smile.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    hey man..all it takes is luck, the gift of gab, and a great smile.
    So, basically you act all cute when the boss wants you to do work?
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    i've never actually met my boss.

    this was in the interview. oh wait...actually i lied. in order to get this job it took wheeling and dealing, after i got fired...and hired back at my prior position.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    i've never actually met my boss.

    this was in the interview. oh wait...actually i lied. in order to get this job it took wheeling and dealing, after i got fired...and hired back at my prior position.

    ok... I guess My job has its perks too, some guys would kill for my job...
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    yeah..that little firing-rehiring thing was a 72 hour corporate raid of sorts. what is your job, that people would kill for?
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    yeah..that little firing-rehiring thing was a 72 hour corporate raid of sorts. what is your job, that people would kill for?
    I'll pm a website to you...
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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