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    cosmopolitan magazine

    i just wanted to share a story.

    i have never read a cosmopolitan magazine. i thought it was all make up and clothes and such. WRONG. anyways i was in class today, and the teacher was walking around helping people. i walked past her desk when she wasnt there and found a little surprise. on her desk was a wide open magazine, cosmopolitan to be exact. the worst part was when i looked at it. it was opened to a page i will never forget. something like 12 new erotic sexual positions or something like that. there was a blurb about a position that constantly hits certain spots of the female anatomy simultaneously, and there was a list of positions with pictures. "the sultry spoon," "the lusious lap dance," and "the sleeping dog" were among them. wtf. when i looked up my teacher was right there looking at me. i then proceeded to run away as the bell had rung. (btw, my teacher is like 40 and not hot at all)

    i cant go back to class tomorrow.
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    i hate that magazine. a bunch of women writing about what men want. my wife used to read it once in awhile. she read me an article that said all men loving having a finger up the butt while receiving oral, but they will all deny it. so of course when i said its not true i was just denying my need to have something shoved up my butt.
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    ROFL.
    My girl at the time actually tried it. When I realized what was going on I yelled and jumped out of the room naked.
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    That's hilarious.
    Oh well Biggimp, hope she doesn't start giving you "the look" in classes now

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    My wife still gets it and decided a while ago to try this position, nowhere in the article did it say you had to be a contautionist with a 15inch ****.
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    LMFAO. Now thats an awkward moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore
    ROFL.
    My girl at the time actually tried it. When I realized what was going on I yelled and jumped out of the room naked.
    Come on, your just in denial. You loved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fen2zla
    Come on, your just in denial. You loved it.
    LOL :withstupi
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    why do people keep saying this, that we have a g-spot in ouranus, why! its nonsense, we are MEN.

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    haha there IS a spot up there but I dont want anything up there prodding to find it!!

    Oral is better anyways....
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    It amazes me that these magazines have 10 ways to please your man but its written by a chick???

    Good old mens mags have the girl next door that tells you what women really want.
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    I read it all the time cause my wife has a subscription, I noticed that it is just like the bodybuilding mags, every 2 or 3 months they have an article "X ways to please your man" or "X ways to get the big O" or some sh!at like that.
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    Burn all copies i say. It's these magazines that fill their heads with rubbish. Too true about the "Everything you wanted to know about men" by the woman who knows" Oh thats alright then, some woman who's been round the block a few times decides she knows it all.
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    Good job, now you got some blackmail material on your teacher. Guess she better give you a good grade
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