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    Men Pleasing Women

    Husband Super Store

    Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to
    choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,
    with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
    The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD
    to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
    back down except to leave the place, never to return.

    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some

    First Floor

    The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
    women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or
    not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

    Second Floor

    The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
    what's further up?"

    Third Floor

    This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
    looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the
    women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they

    Fourth Floor

    This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
    are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
    romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
    awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

    Fifth Floor

    The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
    that women are f***ing impossible to please. The exit is to your
    left, we hope you have a good day."
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    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
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    hahahhahaha good one.... true!

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    LOL!!! This is true!!

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    Heh. I'll bet my wife would get a kick out of THAT one! (then again, she might not let me in the house afterwards)
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    ........ and i'm a chick!!
    'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.'
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    good one.
    "It is often said, mainly by the "no-contests", that although there is no positive evidence for the existence of God, nor is there evidence against his existence. So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak sense of Pascal's wager. But on second thought it seems a cop-out, because the same could be said of Father Christmas and tooth fairies. There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?"

    Richard Dawkins

    "Out of all of the sects in the world, we notice an uncanny coincidence: the overwhelming majority just happen to choose the one that their parents belong to. Not the sect that has the best evidence in its favour, the best miracles, the best moral code, the best cathedral, the best stained glass, the best music: when it comes to choosing from the smorgasbord of available religions, their potential virtues seem to count for nothing, compared to the matter of heredity. This is an unmistakable fact; nobody could seriously deny it. Yet people with full knowledge of the arbitrary nature of this heredity, somehow manage to go on believing in their religion, often with such fanaticism that they are prepared to murder people who follow a different one."

    Richard Dawkins

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    no better example of the truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guido
    Heh. I'll bet my wife would get a kick out of THAT one! (then again, she might not let me in the house afterwards)
    That's the reason I don't tell this jokes/stories to my wife
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    Too true.
    I'm not moaning, i'm having an opinion.

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    good stuff
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    haha funny and true....

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    very, very true

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    Sounds about right
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    lol, very true.
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    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    Illusions and Dillusions
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    u hit the nail on the head. hmmm which reminds me wasnt that how they picked up women back when the weights were made of rocks and branches.

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    Very well said. Dumb ho's!!!

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    LOL, thats a good one.
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    LOL awesome

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