Remember the Bob thread posted by Daniel Clough long ago? Well, today I have found ANOTHER Bob, as if there is a shortage of them around these days. He tries to be my friend, but only succeeds in annoying me all day. All he does at home is laze around and EAT, he's a chunky, weak ****.
We were once talking about chores,and he said his were feeding his cats. HIS ****ING CATS! Alota farm kids are out in -10 20mph wind, working their ass off after school. He just says he feeds his cats, then plays video games and watches tv.
This would ordinarily be fine with me, but he complains about being fat. He doesn't do a DAMNED thing about it though. I've offered him that I'd run with him, to join track with me, to lift with me, to diet with me. He just puts it off. Then complains later about his lard and lack of success with females.
Today I just told him flat out to never, EVER say anything like that to me again unless he is going to immediately start one of the above with me. He just looked blankly at me. Then waddled off, probably to inhale the ****ing twinkies off the shelves at Kum and Go.
Good rant. I'm in a ranting mood right now.
Credulous at best
Your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men.
But pull your head on out of your hippie haze
And give a listen
Shouldn't have to say it all again
Kum and go?...Please tell me it is not really spelled like that.
Out of the night that covers me,Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In The fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade And yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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^ yep, we had to get over that joke around here a long time ago lol.