The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #1
    Re-Dedicated midee1's Avatar
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    True friendship poem!

    I recieved this from a friend in an e-mail today. Thought it was appropriate. Sorry if this has been floating around for a while.

    friendship poem

    Are you tired of all those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship.

    1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
    worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? you may ask because you are my friend.

    Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 9.

    Remember: A good friend will help you move . A really good
    friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
    Here we go again!

    "I've seen yer mug. Eeeeeeesh gotta feed ya with teh slingshot!"....Mik in reference to clvmike19

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    lol.
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    "Soli Deo Gloria"
    "Test all things; hold fast what is good.": 1 Thessalonians 5:21

    "I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
    Romans 7:14-25

    "Judo is not about strength. Yet in the learning curve, all Judokas get strong. Only with time do you learn where to apply that strength."
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    your right, that is more accurate than other friendship poems
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    Fits my friendships perfectly =).
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    "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter." - Linkin Park

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    MulletII - AKA Ninja Boner Gyno Rhino's Avatar
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    Need to use these as my vows on wedding day.
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    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

    Pearls of Wisdom...


    Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!

    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    lol thats harsh gyno
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    That last shovel part is a good finishing touch.
    AUIU
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    Research that s*** up son. <me
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    Brawl: "Fill it with rocks , walk up to the sales dude and hit him in the face with it . When he falls down kick him in the neck and say " this stuff is junk "."

    Brawl: "Or grab a bottle bust it on the table and stab him in his neck"

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    lol i love those...along those lines...

    "A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying 'That was ****ing awesome!'"
    Lady, I fully expect to see you in the next issue of Powerlifting USA with at least a new world record for your weight class. Make it happen. - Guido

    let's see how much this girl can lift...looking for the strength I know I have...
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