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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Hmmmm..... Spiderman's Avatar
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    Ok, pup and I were chattin about this a few weeks ago. I thought it'd be fun to see what you guys think of our criteria...
    They are...
    1. She must like me for who I am
    2. She must be HOT! (personal opinion of course) The term HOT can be defined as...
    a.)Tyte, sweet a$s
    b.) Nice chest
    c.) Beautiful Hair
    3. She must like Sex (all kinds )
    3. She must have abs
    4. She must love the NFL
    5. She has to like Hockey
    6. She has to like to workout/lift
    7. She must be able to cook in a healthy manor.
    8. She must NOT smoke
    9. She must NOT take any drugs...
    Well, did I miss anything guys? Lemme know what ya' think!
    Last edited by Spiderman; 02-15-2002 at 06:10 PM.

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    I hate hockey, but she must not smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No drugs!!!!!

    She must understand my routine(training, eating, sleeping, etc.-my GF and I are going through rough times because of this,grrrrrrr!!!!)



    I'm sure there is others
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    She must cook my meals for me, lift my weights for me, let me sleep, change my TV channels for me, perform appealing sexual acts for me - with other sexy women too, she must not disagree to my many other girlfriends, she must be willing to give me entire body massages at the drop of a hat......

    I fink you get the picture....
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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    1. Intelligent and intellectual.
    2. Confident.
    3. Athletic.
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    lmao

    You what's funny??????

    I read through these all and I don't think I fit into any of these !!!!!!!!!

    lol

    but this is mmy list for the perfect mmale!
    1/attractive-- or atleast to mmy eyes attractive
    2/respectful towards me
    3/exciting/adventurous--to keep me on my toes
    4/into working out
    5/confident/even slighly cocky
    6/and he's just got to worship the ground I walk on
    7/almost forgot this one!--he's got to have bigger legs than mine!!!!!!!!!!

    Money helps too (but it's not a necessity)
    Last edited by Savannah; 02-23-2001 at 02:58 PM.

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    BWAAAHAAAA!!!!

    I am none of the above..Im not hot, I have no chest, I smoke, ..I do cook and very well though. dont watch hockey or football....and I do lots of drugs and drink like a fish about 3 times a year....other than that its in moderation....

    LOL...thats why I date musicians...they're more my kind except I wish I could get one who had bigger arms than me.

    Good luck boys
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    hot
    nice tit$
    doesn't talk too much
    Last edited by Cackerot69; 02-23-2001 at 03:01 PM.

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    Originally posted by Cackerot69
    hot
    nice tit$
    doesn't talk too much
    I agree with Cackerot on this one, nice tit$ are always a plus!

    Also, she should only open her mouth when she is going to swallow something, other times she should just keep it shut! I cant stand girls who blah blah blah blah blah blah...

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    I got one...

    She MUST not make a date with you at the club, then 30 mins and several drinks later.. make out with some guy who has a girlfriend right in front of you. Especially when the guy is a tall, skinny, ugly sob..

    anyways..

    just my "recent" experience making it's way to my opinon.

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    Runnin' with the Hatchet.. like WHUT?!?

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    Re: lmao

    Originally posted by Savannah
    7/almost forgot this one!--he's got to have bigger legs than mine!!!!!!!!!!
    ~Runs off and does 40 sets of squats and 50 sets of leg presses~


    Money helps too (but it's not a necessity)
    How shallow....
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    Oh and i forgot to add one to mine: She must like, no infact love football and be willing to bring me copious amounts of fine malted beverages when the TOON play
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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    MY Criteria:

    female
    2 legs
    a heart beat
    a rack
    a great arse



    hehehe only joking babe

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    kat is a hottie, don't let her fool you.

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    1) Female and Breathing.
    * * * * * * * * *
    Yates

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    So Yates u mean even someone like Mo Mowlam
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    Mo Mowlam is hot stuff FAngel.

    So is Janet Street Porter.

    And good ole' Maggie Thatcher ain't to shabby either...

    And Cack actually has a point about Kat by the way...
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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    Mo Mowlam puuuarggghhhh!!!!!

    Maggie Thatcher was a hottie back in her day

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    So was the Queen when she was younger.

    Actually, she looks quite sexy these days too...

    Ermm...can i get arrested for writing that?...
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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    This is Kat:



    Well, its either that or this:



    Hahahaha...only kidding!...
    Last edited by The_Chicken_Daddy; 02-24-2001 at 10:28 AM.
    "Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]

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    Re: lmao

    Originally posted by Savannah

    7/almost forgot this one!--he's got to have bigger legs than mine!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh oh Sav, that pretty much cancels out 99% of the males out there.

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    LOL Chicken...actually, after legs, I more resemble the second one...I'm a FOUL person on leg day.
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    I am the captain of my soul

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    For all who want to see our beloved Kat, here she is in all her drunken glory

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    *makes a cross with his fingers*

    Evil woman!!! and an even more evil wicked smile!!!

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    Man do I love this $hit....hahahahaha.... some of you guys are funny as hell.
    Chicken_Daddy,
    I agree with about everything you've said so far. hmmmmmmm

    "Success is never behind you, it is always, always in front of you."

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    Visit My College!

    Oh, by the way.....
    I think I lost count when I started at this school 2 and a half years ago of all the chics that meet all contents of criterion #2 at this school!

    "Success is never behind you, it is always, always in front of you."

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