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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Holiday Recipe

    Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

    Here's a great recipe for a little holiday cheer!

    Fruitcake Recipe:
    1 cup water
    1 cup sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    lemon juice
    nuts
    1 gallon whiskey

    Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

    Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

    Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is
    still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.

    Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
    drewscriver.

    Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of
    salt ......Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey.

    Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

    Grease the oven.

    Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the
    turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.

    Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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    People actually eat fruitcake My mom always buys one to put out on the counter all cute and wrapped up and after Christmas we just throw it out.

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    Don't fruitcakes keep forever? Maybe we should ship them all to a third world country and they can build cabins out of it...

    ...what you don't expect them to eat it do you?

    Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me

    Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me

    ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino

    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle

    If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

    Current FFFA Enforcer

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