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Thats so cool! I bet all the people swimming against him were like WTF?
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thats very impressive..damn
thats amazing, truth be told i chuckled when he was coming up to the wall, i was confused of how he was going to stop.
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Maybe someone will dangle a tuna over him and he'll do backflip out of the water as he grabs itOriginally Posted by RussianRocket
Pretty cool. You ever see the wrestling kid that has no arms or legs below the elbows and knees?