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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Flat tires SUCK

    Blah, ive been driving for over a year, not one single flat tire. Today I leave work to rush to the gym before gym rush hour (7 PM) I get a nice flat tire. Put on the donut drive to the nearest gas station. The ******* wants 20 bucks to plug it and put it on. I tell him to **** off since its 6 bucks by my house. Since I dont want to drive 30 miles with a donut thats half filled my trusty sidekick Ironcurtain and I fix it in the pouring rain. I get home at 7 30, soaking wet. wanting to kill those ****ers at the gas station. sorry for the rant, FLAT TIRES LICK HAIRY DONKEY TESTICLES

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    they are ranked 3rd in lifes greatest inconveniences. 1st and 2nd are shaving, and taking a crap, in any given order.
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    Please, taking a crap is soo much fun, well atleast when your home
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    shaving is close to the top of my list, but crapping is more of a joy for me

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    Shaving really isn't that bad

    If you were going to shower anyway, it takes like 2 minutes tops. I don't even need to use a mirror anymore.. I can just feel it out and be done - but then again I don't have any complicated sideburns or facial hair.

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    haha, i agree w/ you guys, granted you're taking it at home, but i seriously never do outside of my house, i go on vacation and i go for like 5 days before i feel like my stomach is gonna explode and have to
    ANYWAY, back on track here, my friend got a flat tire about 3 days ago by a pothole in the round, sucks for him because he bought all new tires for winter that costed him about $600 3 months ago, then he gets a 4 inch hole in his summer tires (has z06 rims) and risks bending his rims, then has to spend $400 on 2 new front tires

    edit:: i wrote "knew" instead of "new" and it was bothering me
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    Sometimes I crap and shave at the same time to be innovative.

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    Sometimes I crap and shave and have flat tires at the same time to be even more innovative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zer06ame
    haha, i agree w/ you guys, granted you're taking it at home, but i seriously never do outside of my house, i go on vacation and i go for like 5 days before i feel like my stomach is gonna explode and have to
    ANYWAY, back on track here, my friend got a flat tire about 3 days ago by a pothole in the round, sucks for him because he bought all new tires for winter that costed him about $600 3 months ago, then he gets a 4 inch hole in his summer tires (has z06 rims) and risks bending his rims, then has to spend $400 on 2 new front tires

    edit:: i wrote "knew" instead of "new" and it was bothering me
    But it didn't bother you that you wrote "costed"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiloMike
    But it didn't bother you that you wrote "costed"?
    lol
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    haha costed...
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    Pooping for too long hurts my butt.
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    I actually really enjoy pooping.
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    pooping certainly isnt a miserable experience, its just inconvenient. mine always hit the worst times, shopping, during a ballgame or movie, basically I have to poop when I would rather not be pooping.
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    haha, i'm from michigan, we say stupid **** like "costed," refer to "soda" as "pop," glass siding doors are "doorwalls," glove compartments are "gloveboxes," and usually people say "anyways" instead of "anyway." i don't know that anyways is even in the english dictionary. if i would've read through my post again i probably would've taken the "costed out," the knew just caught my eye before i went back to the forums, give me a break. i still would've rather used a word that doesn't exist then the wrong form of one that does
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    Pooping is one of life's great pleasures. Nothing like whiling away a few hours on the porcelain throne with a good magazine. Also, it's a great feeling when you're done and you feel 5 lbs lighter. Kinda like the relief you feel when you're peeing and you have to go really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruise Brubaker
    Sometimes I crap and shave and have flat tires at the same time to be even more innovative.
    Awesome.
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