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    Foods that clean your system?

    I am looking for something that might help me with an upcoming drug test for a job in a couple days, its been awhile, but want to make sure. Is there sort of food i should focus on like fruits or just alot of water?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chizniz16
    I am looking for something that might help me with an upcoming drug test for a job in a couple days, its been awhile, but want to make sure. Is there sort of food i should focus on like fruits or just alot of water?
    Despite what you've heard, drinking water weeks or days before the test won't do anything, only drinking water a few hours before the test is going to dilute your pee. How long has it been, and what drugs? Several hours before the best start drinking a ton of water, take a multivitamin, and vitamin B to keep your pee yellow because if it's clear they won't accept it.
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    I just got done reading an article and it talked about where the actual thc is in your body. It is stored in your fat basicly, and athletes have an advantage because they can burn the thc off in a shorter time then non-athletes. It also said that on test day it matters what is in your urine and blood strem, not your fat, therefore on test day you must not workout because the thc that was taken from your fat during workouts or exercises will be in the urine. So i will take friday off, and go on friday night insted. I used once last month, and it will be 15 days on test day since i did it last. I hear the less frequent use in a month, the shorter it is in your urine/blood strem, so my guess is 2 1/2 weeks.

    I also read something about using creatine excessivly a couple days before or on test day, is there any truth to that? Im goin to double my intake for the next 2 days just incase, it seems somewhat logical that it might have an effect.
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    I also understand that ibuprofen can give a false positive for thc, so maybe take some the day before the test. If you fail, it'll buy you some stalling time with a good excuse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built
    I also understand that ibuprofen can give a false positive for thc, so maybe take some the day before the test. If you fail, it'll buy you some stalling time with a good excuse?

    Or I'm on crack. Again.

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    I dont need anything on that website because i dont know if im actually going to get tested right away, Its not worth spending a ton of money on if its one serving and only works for 5 hours.
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    Also most labs know to test for test-passing agints as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatred
    Also most labs know to test for test-passing agints as well.
    exactly, i have heard of that before. I just spent alot of time in the hot tub trying to sweat for awhile and get my heart rate up, it worked good, but im not sure if it will do much. I also took 500 B-12 tonight, i will take 1,000 on test day, anyone hear of this before?
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    what drugs do you take, and how often... when was the last time you used them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoser813
    what drugs do you take, and how often... when was the last time you used them?
    read my post, if you know enough about it you will find out.
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    i know people that have drank 1-2 gallons the day of the test and pass. if u dont want to do that jst go get a kit. most headshops will have them.

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    Wheat grass? I don't know...I tried.

    if u dont want to do that jst go get a kit. most headshops will have them.
    They have things like "Drug Test Pass 2000" (not literally, but you get what I mean). Shouldn't selling products that help you pass a drug test be illegal...in some way or another?
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    Well they arent going to market them as 'help passing a drug test' more like 'need to detoxify' or something of the sort, its all about the wording.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HahnB
    Despite what you've heard, drinking water weeks or days before the test won't do anything, only drinking water a few hours before the test is going to dilute your pee. How long has it been, and what drugs? Several hours before the best start drinking a ton of water, take a multivitamin, and vitamin B to keep your pee yellow because if it's clear they won't accept it.
    This is the best advice in here. Take the B vitamins and creatine as well. Enough that you'll piss it out.
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    drink a big glass of distilled white vinegar. gross? yes. will it work? yes.
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    A friend of mine had a few weeks to prepare for a drug test. He used pot pretty heavily before this. He tried every magical potion you can think of, as well as the recommendations outlined here.

    He failed. (urine test)

    Keep in mind, bigger corporations tend to do extensive testing (not just urine or blood)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beholder
    Well they arent going to market them as 'help passing a drug test' more like 'need to detoxify' or something of the sort, its all about the wording.
    Word things the right way, and you can get away with a lot these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Built
    I also understand that ibuprofen can give a false positive for thc, so maybe take some the day before the test. If you fail, it'll buy you some stalling time with a good excuse?

    Or I'm on crack. Again.

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    i would highly doubt that seeing how the cure all medicine in the military is ibuprofen so just about 9 out of 10 people would be pissing hot for thc.

    ive heard high doses of niacin and tons of water might do something... who knows

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    Ive had more time to clean myself out than I thaught, so im sure im clean. But what really helps for anyone who cares is a nice long massage. This will release toxins stored in your muscles and fat cells, then drink alot of water that do to give it a transport out of your body. closed.
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    ...or you could just stop doing drugs. Then you'll pass every drug test.
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    The key to this is to increase your metabolism to try and burn the drugs out your system. Eat huge meals and exercise really hard. Drinking diuretics too (I'm skeptical about this - but it might work) will help. Cranberry juice is a good one.

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    I think these are all myths. All cranberry juice does is clean your prostate.

    http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/ <----- try this

    Here's some random article:

    How do they do drug testing?

    Drugs eventually show up in your body fluids and hair in one form or another. So, you'll be asked to "donate" a sample (specimen) of one of the two, which is submitted to a lab for chemical analysis. Because your hair grows, certain drugs can be detected for longer periods historically, but typically only for heavy-duty and continuous use. Hair analysis is the least invasive, but might not reveal recent use. Blood analysis is the most accurate, but pricey, definitely invasive, and not allowed in the Federal drug testing program. Saliva and sweat analysis are not yet popular methods at this writing. Urine analysis is less invasive than blood analysis, typically the least expensive, and can detect infrequent or recent single use. For these reasons, urine analysis is the most common, so a urine specimen is likely what you'll submit. It's also what we'll stick with when referring to your specimen.

    If the specimen-collection facility goes by the book, you'll start by replacing some or all of your street clothing with one of those hospital-type gowns that might let your backside stick out, to reduce the likelihood that you can smuggle something in to add to your specimen. Then an escort will steer you into a "dry room" that doesn't have much in it, like running water, to further prevent you from tampering with your specimen. In the absence of a dry room, it might be a restroom with the faucets turned off and colored water in the toilets, also to prevent tampering. In either case, your escort might observe you or hover nearby while you urinate in the vial.

    Then your specimen is off to a lab, where they'll typically test it for the drug itself or the substances (metabolites) produced by your body when it processes (metabolizes) the drug. They'll likely perform an initial screen, and then confirm the results with more sophisticated tests.

    Every drug has two cutoff levels for positive detection. That is, the lab considers the test to be negative if detection is below either cutoff level. In the case of urine analysis, cutoff levels are measured in nanograms per milliliter (ng/ml). For example, an initial screening for marijuana must show at least 50 ng/ml, and then confirmatory tests must prove at least 15 ng/ml. To put that into perspective, a gram is only thirty-five thousandths (0.035) of an ounce, and a nanogram is a mere one-billionth (0.000000001 or 10-9) of that. So, we're talking about microscopic particles measurable in only a few drops of urine. Molecules.

    For the cutoff levels of commonly-abused drugs and more about testing, click Drug Cutoff Levels in the sidebar. Click Drug Detection Times to find out how long drugs stay in your body, according to the Feds. For the full text of the Mandatory Guidelines for Federal Workplace Drug Testing Programs, click Mandatory Federal Guidelines.
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    Of course, the best way to pass a drug test is not to do drugs at all, or at least lay off them for awhile before the test. But the problem with employee random drug testing is, you don't know when your employer will pull your name from the hat. They might not be required by law to give you much advanced notice, as that obviously blows the whole idea. Even with advanced notice, the tests can detect drugs for days to weeks, depending on the drug, frequency of use, specimen and test type, metabolism and other factors. How long you need to lay off drugs depends on which resource you consult, and few agree 100 percent. For example, Phamatech reports that marijuana can be detected for up to 28 days (4 weeks), depending on frequency of use. Passyourdrugtest.com reports up to 11 weeks. The National Institute on Drug Abuse reports up to 5 weeks. Huge differences.

    There are many techniques floating around for flushing your body free of drugs or tricking the tests by loading up on herbs, certain foods, magic detoxifier pills, coffee, etc. There are more about spiking your specimen with adulterants. But many are myths.
    Natch, the scammers have slithered out of their dark and damp places, seeking to profit from your dilemma by pushing magic elixirs, home-test kits and such. Beware and do some research before you bite the bait.

    For example, there is speculation that loading up on water before a urine test might dilute drugs and metabolites just enough, to put them below the cutoff levels. But lots of water makes your urine look pale. It's a healthy sign that you're well-hydrated, but also a waving flag that you might have tried to "flush." NORML, a group working to reform marijuana laws, suggests that you might be able to beat watery-urine detection "visually" if you also take vitamin B-2, which tints your urine yellow. See the sidebar for more of NORML's ideas, but don't get too excited about them just yet. For one thing, labs have the option to conduct specimen-validity tests at their discretion. For another, on August 21, 2001, SAMHSA introduced a proposal to standardize and require urine validity tests across the board, to better detect dilution and adulteration. Regardless of its color, labs can detect abnormal pH and creatinine levels in urine, and measure its specific gravity. So, even if you don't get busted for cheating per se, your persecutors might ask you to take the drug test again, on shorter notice and with closer observation.

    Another myth is about claiming to be a "passive" user, like by incidentally inhaling ambient pot smoke at a rock concert. You can try using that excuse, but if you're a regular pot smoker, it likely won't fly. Your level will probably be above the cutoffs and far above that of the passive smoker, which, at only about 5 ng/ml or so, is well below the cutoffs. The same goes for passive absorption, like from accidentally handling dollar bills that were rolled up to snort coke. But nice try.

    The word is that poppy-seed ingestion can cause false positives for opiates a few hours later in urine tests, and it's true. But labs claim that hair analysis can distinguish between opiate abuse and poppy-seed ingestion, and the Feds are familiar with the urine trick. They have upped the ng/ml detection level beyond that of "normal" poppy-seed ingestion, but still within the range of abuse. Normal ingestion is considered to be like two poppy-seed muffins in a day, tops. So, if you're a heavy abuser of opiates, you can scratch the excuse that you wolfed down a dozen poppy-seed muffins on the morning before the test. But you could say that pot gave you the munchies, and that's why you ate so many muffins. If you think that's a great idea, think twice before you fire up that next joint, snort that line or pop that pill!
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    without using internet articles or sources, I would go by personal experience.

    I know TWO people who used the white vinegar suggestion I made. One of them was sober for 3 days after being a 10 year drug abuser. She drank a glass of vinegar and pissed clean only actually bein clean for 3 days.

    I suggested this to a friend of mine who smokes pot regularly. he was clean 2 days, drank the vionegar the morning of his test and pissed clean.

    could be coincidence, i think not.
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    If it works then use it. Downing a glass of vinegar may be something hard to do though. I'm guessing this is where the "drinking a jar of pickle juice" thing originated because pickle juice is essentially vinegar. However, I've seen many myth TV shows saying it doesn't work at all. But if you've seen it in action, then I guess it works.
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