So, I'm in the gym this morning finishing a shoulder workout with some heavy military press when this hot little blond thing in VERY skimpy clothes, whom I semi-know, walks in. She says hi, I grunt back since I'm in the middle of a set. Then she just walks right infront of me, stops, takes a look around and bends over to pick up a dumbbell..
Out pops this tiny bity pink thong, and her ass is like half a feet away from my pecker. Of course, this happens exactly when I have 100lbs right over my head. I get a momentarily lapse of concentration and the weight just comes dropping down. Thanks to divine intervention, I barely manage to steer the weight clear of my head and drop it on the floor.
And then, she has the nerve to turn around, give me this totally innocent puppy look and ask if I'm alright. WHAT THE HELL BITCH!!!???? I swear to ****ing God that she did that on purpose!!!
Last edited by Praetorian; 05-30-2005 at 06:12 PM.
well ofcourse she did that on purpose to get your attention but wouldn't want those 100lbs crushing my head !
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Ha ha ha ha that's funny. I totally would've dropped the weight too, but probably on my head.
Did you bone her?
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I would have told her to get the **** away from my mirror space.
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Could have been a lot worse. Could have been a sweaty fat man's nutsac slipping out of his shorts in front of you.
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No I didnt bone her. I don't think anyone has actually. She is the biggest tease ever.
and LMFAO@teh nutsac
omghbvwahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahah that would have been nasty indeed.
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you should have bumped into her and said that you lost your balance lol.
either that your drop the weight on her! p00ned! problem solved, no more chick.
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That comment is useless without the picture.Originally Posted by Frozenmoses
100lbs isn't that heavy for military press
it's odd that you say she's such a tease... most women I met when i was in Australia were VERY direct about it if they wanted your attention and/or were interested in you
Holy sh!t guy- it's you.Originally Posted by Frozenmoses
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yeah well Cal, I'm a little b*tchOriginally Posted by Callahan
hehe well she's not australian, she's american. so that can kinda explains it
Obviously, you do not understand the art of seduction. What you need to do next time, is, in the middle of her set you get in front of her, and give her the marmaduke. Thats when you yank your hairy, sweaty balls out the bottom of your shorts, jam them between your legs and bend over. She'll love it.
Last edited by BilltheButcher; 05-31-2005 at 06:54 AM.
You think thats bad? Try being a gay male in a gym full of sweaty guys. It must be hell for them.Originally Posted by Praetorian
That is because you are a homosexual.Originally Posted by Manveet
haha...i thought you were going to say that you got wood in your gym shorts and everyone saw
You should have just been honest and told her what happened.
She'd probably dig it and you'd have scored.
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