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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Last night.. but upon thinking about it, I was much too drunk to do anything even if I did realize it at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strats
    Last night.. but upon thinking about it, I was much too drunk to do anything even if I did realize it at the time.
    Reason #1 to not get THAT drunk.
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    lol some of these are funny!!

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    Hot girl throwing a house party: Hey you're really cool, wanna go to my room and take some shots?

    Me: No thanks Im already pretty drunk.



    My friend witnessed the entire thing and actually punched me in the face on the way to the car later that night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spencerjrus
    Hot girl throwing a house party: Hey you're really cool, wanna go to my room and take some shots?

    Me: No thanks Im already pretty drunk.



    My friend witnessed the entire thing and actually punched me in the face on the way to the car later that night.

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George's date asks him up to her apt. for coffee at night. He declines stating coffee would keep him up all night if he had it now.

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    Lol

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    Haha that was a good episode

    The soup nazi one was on this week

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    My friends tell me all the time I miss things, but I'll still never get it. Once I missed one big time, but eventually made up for it:

    I was out at a bar in NYC and was talking to this girl. We were making out and flirting and stuff. More than once, out of the blue, she would say "No, you can't go home with me." At first I thought she was just trying to head me off at the pass (pun intended). However, she said if four or five more times, right in the middle of conversations that had nothing to do with, really, anything.

    Well, when she left she game me her phone # (score!). It was on a napkin and I put it in my pocket. When I got home, it had her # on it and also said: "Don't be such an idiot next time. You're cute!"

    We eventually dated for a while (I should give her a call!) and had some good sex, but I sure missed out that one time.
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    Gah...I have a lot of these.

    The one that really sticks out to me was one night up at this bar we go to a lot.

    A friend and I were sitting in a corner table which was by a hallway that went back to the restrooms.

    A group of people came in, and were standing near us. Well, this girl who was rather homely approached us with a really smoking hot blonde behind her-- she told us that a male friend had lost his phone and was wondering if I'd go check the men's room to see if he'd left it there.

    I said what the hell. No sooner do I stand up, the blonde jumps in front of me and goes "hey I'll walk with you!" The bathroom is literally 15 feet away, mind you.

    I went did all that...found no phone, walked back to the table. On the way back, I see the homely chick talking to my friend. He's got a huge grin on his face, then looks at me and cracks up laughing.

    They told me thanks and all that, I sat back down. They walked off, and I asked my friend what he was laughing about. His exact words: "That big girl said her friend was looking to get laid tonight."

    I wanted to kick myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thalakos84
    Too busy with work, playing guitar, and working out to really have fun. Never had a girl come on to me. But I just recently finally sprouted some balls! I actually went up to a girl at work and asked her to lunch out of the blue. She was really hesitant but said yes finally. I found out she was that way because no one had ever done that to her. And I'd never done that. Hooray for balls!
    I wish i would sprout some balls when it comes to girls. Oh well.

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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHA

    If it's any comfort, I'd have wanted to kick you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowerManDL
    I said what the hell. No sooner do I stand up, the blonde jumps in front of me and goes "hey I'll walk with you!" The bathroom is literally 15 feet away, mind you.
    You probably saved yourself from 4 weeks of anti-biotics.
    Nothing but "classy" girls wanting to get laid by a stranger in the men's room.

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    And didja ever think maybe the fat chick was hitting on your friend?
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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    I have the lamest story in the thread, but there's no way I'll share it.
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    heh you share yours, ill share mine...

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    There is nothing lame about the misery of others.

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    Nothing wrong with some good fun at your expense...not mine

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    Homer: Why are stories of degredation and humiliation so popular?
    Moe: I don't know. They just are.
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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    Meh, I've had way too many of these as well.

    On an opposite note, how many of you have had blatant sexual advances?

    I was throwing a party at my house in Corpus Christi, and this girl I had met once before was sitting next to me on the couch. She looked at me, and straight-faced said "Wade, want to have sex with me in your room? I think we'd make great f*ck buddies."

    That was total deer-in-headlights. It took me thirty seconds to actually get a coherent word out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largelegsbuthot
    You probably saved yourself from 4 weeks of anti-biotics.
    Nothing but "classy" girls wanting to get laid by a stranger in the men's room.
    Nah I don't think it was like that...I think it was more along the lines of an excuse to start talking.

    Which of course I didn't. Like I said, that was far from the only incident like that.
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    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

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    I went to NYC with my boss/friend that was Argentinan.
    WE went to an Argentinan GOGO bar and I am totally digging this dancer and there is this other one is sitting next to me and I asked about her.. my spanish isn't that great and hearing is even worse apparently but...this other girl leans down and says"If you want I can spend some time with you. I blew her off and she walked away...
    My boss and uncle both slapped me in the back of my head.
    "You dumbass she woulda rode your ass right there in that chair"

    hmmm.I still carry those scars.
    Out of the night that covers me,Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In The fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade And yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatred
    I went to NYC with my boss/friend that was Argentinan.
    WE went to an Argentinan GOGO bar and I am totally digging this dancer and there is this other one is sitting next to me and I asked about her.. my spanish isn't that great and hearing is even worse apparently but...this other girl leans down and says"If you want I can spend some time with you. I blew her off and she walked away...
    My boss and uncle both slapped me in the back of my head.
    "You dumbass she woulda rode your ass right there in that chair"

    hmmm.I still carry those scars.

    In a go-go bar? That time woulda cost you buddy. At least $20 for the lap dance plus more for any "extras". And in NYC, unless you are flashing a ton of cash, you ain't gonna get much.
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    GO-GO bar ..this isn't a white trash strip club dude.There is no nudity.
    There are no lap dances. This was a waitress. My uncle got play all night for free.
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    I'm the guy that gets free lap dances. and real phone numbers.
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    anyway back on track. i was stayign at a hostel and talking to this girl outside for ages having a nice convo, anyway it gets a bit late and we go back inside and she says that she really wants to see my room....

    .....then im like 'what do you want to see mine for they are all exactly the same' and then i left

    'you cant avoid confrontation in life. it just makes things more trouble down the road. sometimes you have to look at the bull and say "f--k you bull" and grab that bull by the horns'

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    Quote Originally Posted by McBain
    anyway back on track. i was stayign at a hostel and talking to this girl outside for ages having a nice convo, anyway it gets a bit late and we go back inside and she says that she really wants to see my room....

    .....then im like 'what do you want to see mine for they are all exactly the same' and then i left

    lol, nicely done. I wish i could be this smooth.
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