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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #51
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    None that I choose to remember... I block my idiocy out, I find it helps my large ego from deflating...

    I had some girl hit on me the other day though... We were playing a game of pong and I'm standing behind the beer pong cups... She looks at me, from the other side of the table and says, "Can you turn around?"

    I look behind me, to see who the hell she was talking to, turns out it was in fact me...

    So I look at her all puzzled like and go, "Uhhh why?"

    Her response? "I can't stand your face."

    I nearly **** myself.

    Then she says, outloud, "****... I didn't mean it like that, that sounded awful... I mean it in a good way... Like you're really hot!"

    I was too dumb founded... this chick's game was lacking, folks... "I can't stand your face"??!!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KoSh
    None that I choose to remember... I block my idiocy out, I find it helps my large ego from deflating...

    I had some girl hit on me the other day though... We were playing a game of pong and I'm standing behind the beer pong cups... She looks at me, from the other side of the table and says, "Can you turn around?"

    I look behind me, to see who the hell she was talking to, turns out it was in fact me...

    So I look at her all puzzled like and go, "Uhhh why?"

    Her response? "I can't stand your face."

    I nearly **** myself.

    Then she says, outloud, "****... I didn't mean it like that, that sounded awful... I mean it in a good way... Like you're really hot!"

    I was too dumb founded... this chick's game was lacking, folks... "I can't stand your face"??!!?!?
    lmao

    I gotta remember that one for next time i wanna hit on a girl..."I can't stand your face...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinky8713
    lmao

    I gotta remember that one for next time i wanna hit on a girl..."I can't stand your face...."
    Oh sure, laugh it up...

    Laugh at the guy with a face that can't be stood...

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    Clearly she wants you from behind!



    Heh, I am familiar with the forum that may have possibly inspired this thread, haven't been there a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getfit
    really wow!

    have you had success with that line?
    I have a friend who used that line "You want to get some pizza and f**k?". He just toned it down and said "You wanna get some pizza, go back to my place and have sex with a true Irishman?" It was hilarious to watch him use it. What's amazing is, he's only decent looking, but he scored with it 3 times out of about 25 tries.

    Probably the most obvious come on that I didn't take was when a bunch of us were riding back from a party somewhere, 6 of us in one car, and this girl who I'd only seen with mutual friends made a pretty clear effort to sit on my lap on the way back to her apartment. She kept deliberately wiggling on my crotch. So anyhoo, me and this other girl who's a friend of mine go up to that girls apartment and hang out for a while and I learn that girl is married to a soldier who's on TDY and they were getting a divorce. I go to the bathroom and I can hear them talking about me. Then I come out and that girl goes to the bathroom and my friend tells me if I want she'll leave because she knows that girl wants to put the moves on me. The girl comes out and the three of us talk a litlte while longer, then I leave when my friend leaves. As we're walking out that girl asks me to stay a little longer. I tell her I'm sleepy and was going home. It was flattering but pissed me off at the same time. Anyway, I left with my friend went home and passed out.

    For the "Crap, I really wish I would have acted smoother in that situation" category, when I was 18 I worked at Baskin Robbins and this cute chick came in that went to my high school. I was making her sundae and she goes "I want whip cream, nuts, a cherry, and you on top" and I just sat there like a goof and went "uh..ok" and gave her her sundae. My co-workers teased me about it all week. But on the bright side, 2 years later I did get with that girl. lol
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    Can't hit a homerun without swinging I guess. I bet the ones that bit were real charmers though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane
    I have a friend who used that line "You want to get some pizza and f**k?". He just toned it down and said "You wanna get some pizza, go back to my place and have sex with a true Irishman?" It was hilarious to watch him use it. What's amazing is, he's only decent looking, but he scored with it 3 times out of about 25 tries.

    Probably the most obvious come on that I didn't take was when a bunch of us were riding back from a party somewhere, 6 of us in one car, and this girl who I'd only seen with mutual friends made a pretty clear effort to sit on my lap on the way back to her apartment. She kept deliberately wiggling on my crotch. So anyhoo, me and this other girl who's a friend of mine go up to that girls apartment and hang out for a while and I learn that girl is married to a soldier who's on TDY and they were getting a divorce. I go to the bathroom and I can hear them talking about me. Then I come out and that girl goes to the bathroom and my friend tells me if I want she'll leave because she knows that girl wants to put the moves on me. The girl comes out and the three of us talk a litlte while longer, then I leave when my friend leaves. As we're walking out that girl asks me to stay a little longer. I tell her I'm sleepy and was going home. It was flattering but pissed me off at the same time. Anyway, I left with my friend went home and passed out.

    For the "Crap, I really wish I would have acted smoother in that situation" category, when I was 18 I worked at Baskin Robbins and this cute chick came in that went to my high school. I was making her sundae and she goes "I want whip cream, nuts, a cherry, and you on top" and I just sat there like a goof and went "uh..ok" and gave her her sundae. My co-workers teased me about it all week. But on the bright side, 2 years later I did get with that girl. lol

    nice one shane! "whip cream,nuts.and a cherry on top"
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    I hope to God you slathered her in sundae condiments at least one time to make up for it.
    Out of the night that covers me,Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In The fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade And yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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    Never really a time where is was outright "get with me in the sack now" that I didn't notice it. BUT ALL THE TIME I miss out on dating, when girls are just being a little more friendly than usual and are giving me a million hints to ask them out, and at the time I just look at it as friendly conversation. Later realizing I had my dunce cap on for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatred
    I hope to God you slathered her in sundae condiments at least one time to make up for it.
    lmao. Twice that I can recall. But I'm not using caramel again. It's too hard to clean up.
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    I have had some experiences that are very similar to some of the ones mentioned here ("wanna see my room," "I'm cold," "I'm not going home with you," etc.) I've also had some great experiences where I picked up on a cue or dropped my own hint that got picked up on. I think I've had more of the "got the hint" experiences than not, though. I definitely got better with age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twm
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    Agreed! I am and idiot when it comes to reading women. It's surprising I get any action at all.
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    Walking into the building from after prom, my date, in very short shorts and a strapless top comments that she's cold twice at least. My thick ass was cold too and it didn't hit me until later that she probably wanted me to put my arm around her. I'm an idiot. Crap like that happens all the time. It's only later I realize what happened. I never seem to learn from it
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