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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #1
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    WarWolf's Gun Show Translator

    The Dealer Says:
    "This Luger was taken from a Nazi General"

    Translation?
    "Some guys wife sold it to me after they were divorced, and I have absolutley no clue where in the hell it came from



    The Dealer Says:
    "This ammo was loaded to the tightest specs. It will punch any armor out there short of a tank"

    Translation?
    "This ammo was loaded by my drunk uncle Amos in our basement. It is either so underloaded it will squib your barrel, or so overloaded it will blow the whole damn gun up. But what the hell. It's cheap, and that's why we all go to gun shows in the first place"




    The Dealer Says:
    "This gun has a polished feed ramp"

    Translation?
    I sat with this gun for 10 minutes while I was watching "NYPD Blue" and Dremmel'ed the ramp with a buffer and abrasive paste. And you know what? I STILL found a way to **** it up, so that's why i'm trying to pawn this piece of crap on to you




    The Dealer Says:
    "This is a custom gun"

    Translation?
    "This is a completley stock gun, but I added an extended Mag release I ordered from Brownells, and one of those Federal Arms Drop In barrels. I am so proud of myself. I didn't even need to hire a gunsmith!




    The Dealer Says
    "Oh no. Those Law Enforcement Markings on those mags mean they can only sell them to cops at the factory level. I can sell them to anyone I want.

    Translation?
    "**crackle** Unit 10, this is Unit 15. In 10 minutes, there will be a guy walking out with a Blue shirt- He just took the bait. Arrest him, and burn down his house




    The Dealer Says
    "This is a pre-ban gun"

    Translation?
    "This is a post-ban gun




    The Dealer Says:
    "I have been in the gun buisness for 30 years"

    Translation?
    "I'm just watching the table for the bald guy while he goes and takes a piss. I'm the dude from the Beef Jerkey table





    The Dealer Says:
    "Those "replica" Nazi armbands and flags are for historical purposes and re-enactors"

    Translation?
    "Seig Heil"





    The Dealer Says:
    This Gun has never been fired. I just lost the box.

    Translation?
    "This gun was used by the factory to fire 250,000 200% +P+++ proof loads. It has been reblued 6 times, rebuilt 3 times, and is completley dangerous. If you are lucky, you will be able to get through a mag without picking shrapenal out of your face




    The Dealer Says:
    "Oh, this SKS will shoot as well as any AR15

    Translation?
    "All I can afford to stock is SKS's




    The Dealer says:
    "All NFA rules apply"

    Translation?
    If I tell you that assembling this Sten kit, or using this "Pre-81" Drop In Auto Sear is illegal as hell, you may not buy it from me".
    Where there is evil,
    We will be.
    Where there is no evil,
    We have been.
    Where there is conflict,
    We shall prevail!

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    Uh.......haha??
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    "Soli Deo Gloria"
    "Test all things; hold fast what is good.": 1 Thessalonians 5:21

    "I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
    Romans 7:14-25

    "Judo is not about strength. Yet in the learning curve, all Judokas get strong. Only with time do you learn where to apply that strength."
    The Art of Judo

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    is no more. Orange357's Avatar
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    Shhh! dont let the secrets out!!!
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    ROFL!!

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