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    Someone is obsessed with Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel can type 783 words per minute with no errors, and perfect grammar.

    Vin Diesel once defeated Jesus, the prophet Mohammed and L Ron Hubbard in an arm wrestling match to decide who was the true savoir of mankind.

    Vin Diesel is responsible for aurora borealis and secretly works at Sonic restaurants nationwide.

    You too can discover numerous unknown facts about Mr. Diesel at http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php
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    Vin Diesel's love for cottage cheese cannot be contained.....I knew it!!
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    When paris hilton's phone contact list leaked, I gave him a call. he voice mailed me I left him a message about how I liked the movie Pitch Black.

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    hahahhahahah your joking right?
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    no.. I called Victoria Gotti too and a bunch of others too
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    The Great Wall of China is the same length as Vin Diesel's p***s. It also keeps out Mongolians.
    me: so this is the "pump" you speak of
    me: I could never figure out what people were talking about
    Relentless: like an all over body hardon, yeah


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    "Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood"

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    Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water; Diesel did it in an hour.
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    OMFG this site pwns hard!

    When Vin Diesel reaches a difficult point in his life, he often stops and wonders, "What Would Godzilla Do?" As the answer invariably is that Godzilla would devour a schoolbus full of Japanese children, whatever Vin does seems pretty OK by comparison.
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    If you put your ear up to Vin Diesel, you will hear either sounds of the ocean, or the tormented wailing of lost souls, depending on his mood.
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    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    hahahahahahahah

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    Vin Diesel is protected under the Endangered Species Act.
    Yes the resemblence is uncanny, no I do not have Vin Diesel-type money - yet.

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    Vin Diesel can cause the seasons to change with nothing more than a pixie stick and a sit-n-spin.
    Yes the resemblence is uncanny, no I do not have Vin Diesel-type money - yet.

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    "For nearly seventy years now, the closing numbers of the NASDAQ have exactly matched Vin Diesel�s daily cholesterol count. Yes, Vin Diesel�s cholesterol has cracked 10,000. This doesn�t prove a correlation, but analysts are very optimistic about Vin Diesel�s recent consumption of a large plate of chili-cheese fries"

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    "Vin Diesel once gave a woman an orgasm so intense she invented three new branches of mathemetics, discovered the first half of the true name of god and now only needs two and half hours of sleep a week. She can also now cook a damn good English Breakfast, and never breaks an eggs yolk."

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    "Vin Diesel can say the alphabet backwards while drunk, and in 20 different languages simultaniously."


    "Vin Diesel can eat a piece of coal and **** out a diamond. "

    "Nintendo's Super Mario Bros series is based on Vin Diesel's experiences during his stint as an Italian plumber. However, Vin Diesel gave up after his third time being told that the princess was, in yet another castle. "

    "Vin knows the precise whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa, Carmen Sandiego and Waldo."

    "Vin Diesel caused the nuclear explosion at Hiroshima, just by pointing to Japan on a combination globe/pencil sharpener."

    "The Mayans and Aztecs did not just disappear. They were collected by Vin Diesel for his live human chessboards he hides in a giant underground lair under Lake Titicaca. Vin Diesel named Lake Titicaca as well. "

    "In 1663, Vin Diesel beat a notorious pirate captain at cards in the basement of a London pub. When the captain accused him of cheating, Vin Diesel promptly killed him by shooting a stream of fire from his mouth. The resulting blaze destroyed most of London, as Vin remained in his seat. When the police attempted to arrest him, he punched the nearest policeman hard enough to catapult his skull out of the back of his head, which leveled the nearby orphanage it struck."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack_of_all
    "Nintendo's Super Mario Bros series is based on Vin Diesel's experiences during his stint as an Italian plumber. However, Vin Diesel gave up after his third time being told that the princess was, in yet another castle. "
    ROFLMAO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I almost cried in laughter at this one.

    "Has a button installed behind his right ear labeled "sparkles". it is still unclear as to what this button does exactly."

    There's two kind of people in the world, and one of them is Vin Diesel.

    All the 'Yes' album covers are Diesel family photos.

    Vin Diesel doesn't actually have bones or internal organs. Underneath his skin is another slightly smaller Vin Diesel and underneath that is yet another even smaller Vin Diesel. After the third layer his body is filled with rich, creamy nougat.

    Vin Diesel single-handedly caused the hyper-inflation of Weimar Germany during the interwar years by intercepting most incoming foreign capital from his hidden Bavarian redoubt to support his penchant for swimming in enormous vats of cold, hard cash.

    Vin Diesel drives a tomato. "

    Vin Diesel made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs, two whole parsecs quicker than the Millennium Falcon.

    lol, wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shansen008
    "Vin Diesel once gave a woman an orgasm so intense she invented three new branches of mathemetics, discovered the first half of the true name of god and now only needs two and half hours of sleep a week. She can also now cook a damn good English Breakfast, and never breaks an eggs yolk."

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    OMG is right, he's gay, what was he doing with a woman.

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    classic!
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    Vin Diesel likes to compare himself to a little beetle. 'I am less shiny than you, beetle. But I am much bigger.'

    Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

    Vin Diesel was the acting Grim Reaper for 7 months in 1974. When asked why he did this, he responded simply, "Bros before Hoes".

    One morning, Vin Diesel was climbing a mountain. Upon reaching the top, he was riddled by The Sphinx - "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?" Vin Diesel simply answered, "I'll show you." Later that night, The Sphinx was seen, its hind legs torn off, a stick up its butt, painfully pulling itself away by its two front paws.

    The dinosaurs went extinct after Vin Diesel told God he thought the dinosaurs were "a mother****ing stupid idea...dumbass." God was embarrased and killed off all the dinosaurs. Then, Vin Diesel gave back God's bong.

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    OMFG, it's a full fledged Lolcaust now!

    "Only Nancy Sinatra has ever looked Vin Diesel straight in the eyes and lived to tell about it."

    "Vin Diesel breaks open whole wasp hives to get to the protein-rich queen inside. What we feel as burning stings are to him relaxing tickles."

    "Vin Diesel used to be on the Pro Bowlers Tour, he was later kicked off for bowling a 400 game."

    "Vin Diesel is not allowed to flex both arms simultaneously while on board warships because of the danger of him buckling the deck."
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    wow, anyone who designed that page has entirly too much time
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    Post some more people.....this is just too funny.
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