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    Roast of Pamela Anderson

    Hi guys I've been watching much of the comedy central roast of Pamela Anderson and must say it is by far the best roast that I have seen.

    There are actually A-list comedians there and people are getting made fun of left and right. I think the thing that makes it so funny in my opinion is because so many of the jokes are sex jokes. Tommy Lee, Courtney Love, Pam Anderson, and Andy Dick are all getting ripped on left and right.

    I highly recommend watching it... it's pretty funny and for the guys out there Pam's nipps are totally showing through her blouse.
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    I watched the whole thing earlier. I've only watched one other roast before and it wasn't that good, but this one was awesome. lol

    And holy shiit, pamela was lookin' so fine. I liked the nips too fatrb

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    I love roasts and have seen a few in my day and this was by far the best. She was a really good sport and the money is going to PETA. Honestly I would recomend catching a re-run if you can.

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    The remark about Kurt Cobain looking better then Courtney Love was a little F-d up.
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    ROFL. Andy Dick got ripped up lol.

    It was one of the better ones IMHO, and everyone was a good sport. It was worth catching in the AM on a workday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinky8713
    And holy shiit, pamela was lookin' so fine. I liked the nips too fatrb
    Personally, I think she is looking kinda rough these days


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    Hey every girl has their bad days/times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manveet
    Personally, I think she is looking kinda rough these days
    Just looks to me like those pics are taken without hair/makeup done. No mystery there. She looks just about how a 38-year old woman with no makeup is supposed to look.

    Expression on her face has a lot to do with it as well. She looks worried/concerned in those pics, bit of brow furrowing, etc.

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    hate that tattoo on her. Just bothers me.
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    I loved it when they were like "when pams kids were born they actually walked out of her vagina"
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    Manveet, i'm guessing you didn't watch the roast when her makeup and shiz was done

    They totally ripped andy dick apart with the gay jokes and everything nonstop. haha
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    Those pics above is how she REALLY looks. On tv she spent 2 hours before hand getting done up by professionals-which could make any decent look woman look amazing. The roast was great, though. I thought lisa lampenali was funny-along with jimmy kimmel. I can't beleive lampenali got away with her comments about the 2 black guys, "anymore here and there would be a shooting, ok enough about the colored people".
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    Quote Originally Posted by HahnB
    I can't beleive lampenali got away with her comments about the 2 black guys, "anymore here and there would be a shooting, ok enough about the colored people".
    Me either, I was shocked by that one, but everyone seemed to take all the cracks in good stride though which was cool.
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    that was great

    i thought lampanelli and sarah silverman were the funniest

    courtney love was doing her best to steal the spotlight

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    Quote Originally Posted by excokehead
    that was great

    i thought lampanelli and sarah silverman were the funniest

    courtney love was doing her best to steal the spotlight
    Why is Courtney Love even on TV? WTF does she do besides walk around looking skanky?

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    Yeah she makes me sick god she thinks she's so bada$$.
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    i still think one of the funniest lines was by Lisa Lampaneli when she said


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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie
    I love roasts and have seen a few in my day and this was by far the best. She was a really good sport and the money is going to PETA. Honestly I would recomend catching a re-run if you can.
    Now I'm definitely not gonna watch it.
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    It really was funny, but none of them actually knew her.
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    Now I'm definitely not gonna watch it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callahan
    Just looks to me like those pics are taken without hair/makeup done. No mystery there. She looks just about how a 38-year old woman with no makeup is supposed to look.
    I contest, have you seen how hot Built looks, and she's 4 years PA's senior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG5150
    Now I'm definitely not gonna watch it.
    LOL, I'm with you 100%. ****ing weirdo PETA people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG5150
    Now I'm definitely not gonna watch it.
    OK so some of you know that I grew up on a farm and that my degree is agriculture based. That being said I have spent a lot of time educating people about normal and routine animal handeling and procedures. I have also spent a few years being a vegetarian, which I no longer am. I think PETA once in a while has a good point to bring awarness to animal issues... the Seabord Farm undercover video, although it still wasn't all correct information. But at the same time I do believe that they can take an issue in a completly wrong direction... especially with the kosher beef slaughter plant in Iowa. For me I agree with most small animal issues but can't agree with their views on large animal issues.

    As for the whole vegetarian issue, well I eat meat and I also have friends and family who are vegans, so really I think it's a personal decision. Depending on the issue and amount of research PETA does and the spin... well they are a double edges sword in my opinion.

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