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    PARIS, France (Reuters) --

    Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

    Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

    Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryuage


    PARIS, France (Reuters) --

    Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

    Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

    Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

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    Haha, why does everyone have to hate on the french. They have a hard enough time as it is eating snails and being smelly. Cut them some slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Russow
    Haha, why does everyone have to hate on the french. They have a hard enough time as it is eating snails and being smelly. Cut them some slack.
    rofl! nice one! haha
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    Every see french porn? Its more like stuffed animals doing it. Oral sex scenes must be fun.

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    I always wondered what the purpose of the French guy smiley was...

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    Quote Originally Posted by reaver
    Every see french porn? Its more like stuffed animals doing it. Oral sex scenes must be fun.
    That's disgusting. Smelly and hairy women /vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reaver
    Every see french porn? Its more like stuffed animals doing it. Oral sex scenes must be fun.
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    come on people, thats totally a stereotype that is today, well, pretty baseless. I mean, have you ever BEEN to france and been around unusually smelly people? yes the subways are smelly, but no more than london's or New yorks.

    anyway, i did like the article. funny stuff. But kidding aside, french hygene isnt generally poor... no more than, say, american. but these are all generalities.
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    From the people I have talked ,that been there, Paris is a filthy city. Women will shave legs in some of the big citys, but thats it,

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    Quote Originally Posted by reaver
    From the people I have talked ,that been there, Paris is a filthy city. Women will shave legs in some of the big citys, but thats it,
    hmmmm.

    Paris is cleaner than most American cities in the northeast, which isn't saying much, but it is pretty damn nice, actually. Ah, the benefits of a huge civil service.

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    I have indeed been to france. Here's the thing, in europe people have a much different standard of beauty then in the US. People aren't as obsessed with looking like celebrities and instead just think about living a healthy and happy life. I think in general that european people live more comfortable and satisfied lives becasue of the lack of american culture.

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    france is beautiful been there a few times !and the south of france is even better!

    and the people were very kind when i went! so no problem here!
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    All the people I have talked to in the military said the French were rude to them. This is when they are civilians clothes too.

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    That's one of the funniest thing I've read in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reaver
    All the people I have talked to in the military said the French were rude to them. This is when they are civilians clothes too.
    geeee....I wonder why the French would be rude to american jarheads...


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