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    Funny Dream That I Had

    i had some dream that took place during a school week (im in high school). and all of a sudden in the morning i was escorted out of the building and told that i had a few days of out of school suspension. this helped clue me in that it was a dream because nothing like this has, or ever would, happen to me, and to be honest, i kind of already figured it was a dream earlier on.

    well, later in the dream when i finally got back to school i asked why i had been suspended, and they gave me this thick stack of forms that had been filled out that indicated i should be suspended (all were bogus reasons). about midway through i saw something about 'general physical health'. towards the bottom of the page was some thing about how students were forbidden from lifting dangerous free weights or consuming dangerous supplements like protein or creatine and how either of these could result in suspension. then it said something about how any student whose legs had a combined circumference of greater than a meter was deemed to be misusing strength training by applying it to lower body and also considered to be using illegal drugs to gain this size (which is under 20 inches a leg lol). i took note of this and several other things in the rest of the report and thought to myself "the people at wannabebig might think this is funny, i should try to remember it for when i wake up"

    well, the rest of the dream wouldnt be so entertaining as the subject of douchebags and their false opinions on lifting never came up again, but i did find the person responsible for my suspension and got them fired as well as my absence excused. so all in all, it was a good dream.

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    I had a dream i had a detachable penis. It became a nightmare when i discovered that it could no longer be reattached, which was of course due to the fact that i performed the operation myself with a stanly knife. It was without a doubt the worst dream i have ever had. Ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stackattack
    I had a dream i had a detachable penis. It became a nightmare when i discovered that it could no longer be reattached, which was of course due to the fact that i performed the operation myself with a stanly knife. It was without a doubt the worst dream i have ever had. Ever.
    I thought I was the only one with this recurring dream?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stackattack
    I had a dream i had a detachable penis. It became a nightmare when i discovered that it could no longer be reattached, which was of course due to the fact that i performed the operation myself with a stanly knife. It was without a doubt the worst dream i have ever had. Ever.

    lmao.

    had you recently heard the song detachable penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack_of_all
    lmao.

    had you recently heard the song detachable penis?
    No. not for several years. Making the dream all the more disturbing.

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    ah yes the penis dream that involves a penis

    penis dreams are not that common, but I hear men who dream about mountains and bears and powerfull waterfalls and bacon, also have many penis dreams.
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