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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Jenny Thompson vs. Fart Barker

    Here's how fat bastard Fart Barker stacks up to Powerlifter Jenny Thompson (there's a pic of her on page 16 in the December issue of PowerMag, she ain't ugly either)...

    Bodyweight
    Jenny - 132
    Fart - 210

    Bench
    Jenny - 280
    Fart - 255

    Squat
    Jenny - 320
    Fart - 255

    Deadlift
    Jenny - 342
    Fart - 285

    Total
    Jenny - 942
    Fart - 795

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    who is she?

    have a pic?

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    I don't have a scanner but I'm gonna take a pic with my digital camera and see what happens...

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    here it comes.......

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    damn mr. barker....she's kinda kickin your ass bro.
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    Originally posted by Tryska
    damn mr. barker....she's kinda kickin your ass bro.
    thanks for rubbing it in

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    its ok fart barker you will come out victorious in the long term i bet! i have faith in ya! Merry christmas!

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    Bodyweight
    Reinier - 201
    Fart - 210

    Bench
    Reinier - 130
    Fart - 255

    Squat
    reinier - ??? leg press 400 or so
    Fart - 255

    Deadlift
    Reinier - 192
    Fart - 285

    Total
    Reinier - like 472
    Fart - 795


    maybe this ll make you feel better bro.

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    thanks Reinier, I feel a little better now

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    Originally posted by Fart Barker
    thanks Reinier, I feel a little better now
    You kicked reiners ass
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    That picture makes her look difformed or something. LOL.

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    look at the bright side mate! u kicked Reiner's ass.... hahaha LOL




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    I'd let her deadlift me any day.
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    shes got a mullet power, what happened to taste?

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    But can she eat donuts for breakfast, fried burritos for brunch, and steak and potatoes for lunch? I think not.

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    Originally posted by DelphiDoc
    But can she eat donuts for breakfast, fried burritos for brunch, and steak and potatoes for lunch? I think not.
    hehe, right you are, Sir!

    ...you shoulda seen the size of the Stromboli I had for lunch today (probably more than Jenny eats in a week)

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    Re: Jenny Thompson vs. Fart Barker

    Bodyweight
    G-B - 140
    Fart - 210

    Bench
    G-B - 70
    Fart - 255

    Squat
    G-B - 135
    Fart - 255

    Deadlift
    G-B - 185
    Fart - 285

    Total
    G-B - 390
    Fart - 795

    Do I kick ass or what?
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    Hey Fart, don't feel so bad. She has you beat in one other very important category, she has more testosterone in her system than you do as well !

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    hmm, hey Delphi, you think you could write me a script for some test?

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    Yeah, I'll go buy you a Playboy tomorrow. You just wait right here. :evillaugh

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    *waits*

    Btw,


    Latty- 150

    Bench
    215

    Squat
    315

    Deadlift
    405

    Total
    935

    :alcoholic ----> put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Barker!
    Best Meet Lifts(Raw w/wraps):
    @165- 435 SQ 270 BE 560 DL.....1255 total
    @181- 515 SQ 295 BE 570 DL.....1375 total
    Best Meet Lifts(Multi-ply):
    @148- 575 SQ 315 BE 515 DL.....1400 total
    @165- 680 SQ 380 BE 540 DL.....1555 total
    @181- 700 SQ 375 BE 535 DL.....1605 total
    Best Gym Lifts(Raw w/wraps)
    515 SQ 302.5 BE 585 DL

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    she's definately a looker. i too would let her clean and jerk me anytime.
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    wasnt she in that "worlds strongest women" contest on ESPN the other day??
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    oh i saw that contest. freeky stuff going on...

    scared the hell outta my dad. "JANE!!! Is THAT what you want to look like?!?!?!" :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
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    Yo - Fart... is there a writeup on the APA nationals in the December PowerMag?
    Squats work better than supplements.
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