hey guys this holiday get your wife/loved one the gift that keeps on giving
oh wow. if i ever get married my wife will have those
-Girls like big strong men, all the other men has to find a niche or a thing they supposedly love, you know...like saving whales or reading books, to get laid.
-Look..first I am scared little freezing virgin munk, but then I bare my self and I am nothing like a freezing virgin!
-Then I saw a little african boy sleeping, and I thought...that is little Okeke, he is tired from herding all the goats and the big goat got away today.
Originally Posted by fixationdarknes
I thought this thread was going to be about herpes.
ROFL!!!!! I was coming in here to post that! ^^
Out of the night that covers me,Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In The fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade And yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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However, they've forgotten one critical thing: How will it get its power?
Originally Posted by TTT
Squeezing them I'm guessing.
OBVIOUSLY there will be a compartment to put batteries in. duh!!!!!
The same with getting new songs on the player, she'll hafta hook up a cord to her boobies to upload new music.
I was thinking the Cheese of the Month Club.Originally Posted by SuperTerrorizer
Best way to cheat on deadlifts...
Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial
I thought the gift that keeps on giving was herpes?
Note someone already beat me to that. Oh well. Doomed from the start.
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