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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #1
    Crrrrrrrrrrest!!!!! mikey4402's Avatar
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    the gift that keeps on giving

    hey guys this holiday get your wife/loved one the gift that keeps on giving

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    oh wow. if i ever get married my wife will have those
    Rock Quotes:
    -Girls like big strong men, all the other men has to find a niche or a thing they supposedly love, you know...like saving whales or reading books, to get laid.
    -Look..first I am scared little freezing virgin munk, but then I bare my self and I am nothing like a freezing virgin!
    -Then I saw a little african boy sleeping, and I thought...that is little Okeke, he is tired from herding all the goats and the big goat got away today.
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    And I'll clench my buttcheeks as hard as I can to keep free of intruders.


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    I thought this thread was going to be about herpes.

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    still dislikes Art Atwood Hatred's Avatar
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    ROFL!!!!! I was coming in here to post that! ^^
    Out of the night that covers me,Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul. In The fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade And yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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    Me too.

    However, they've forgotten one critical thing: How will it get its power?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTT
    Me too.

    However, they've forgotten one critical thing: How will it get its power?

    Squeezing them I'm guessing.

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    OBVIOUSLY there will be a compartment to put batteries in. duh!!!!!

    The same with getting new songs on the player, she'll hafta hook up a cord to her boobies to upload new music.

    awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperTerrorizer
    I thought this thread was going to be about herpes.
    I was thinking the Cheese of the Month Club.
    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    I thought the gift that keeps on giving was herpes?

    Note someone already beat me to that. Oh well. Doomed from the start.
    Last edited by Gyno Rhino; 11-13-2005 at 11:05 PM.
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    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleJake
    OBVIOUSLY there will be a compartment to put batteries in. duh!!!!!

    The same with getting new songs on the player, she'll hafta hook up a cord to her boobies to upload new music.

    awesome
    No chord...bluetooth. LOL. It's all wireless now baby!
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