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    Flip out and upper cut you.......

    is what a ninja would do if you looked at him.

    I saw this page a couple years ago but i forgot about it till yesterday.
    Its totally sweet!
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    Thats a lot of bull****. Sorry but some people that have been trained in ninjitsu take it seriously and would take offense to that.

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    Are you kidding me? Calm down fool! Its just a funny website. Christ. Everyone is a ****ing baby these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gutz981
    Thats a lot of bull****. Sorry but some people that have been trained in ninjitsu take it seriously and would take offense to that.
    ...yeah, and then they'd flip out and kill you, and then wipe out your whole town for good measure because ninjas are AWESOME!!!
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    lol I remember back in the day when ghyno and powermandl used to whore that site.

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    the thing about ninjas is that they cant get laid, because they have to hide all the time.
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    " Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

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    ...and from the same author

    http://www.internetmammogram.net/

    for maximum hilarity, read the site in order, main page, then all the links top to bottom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gutz981
    Thats a lot of bull****. Sorry but some people that have been trained in ninjitsu take it seriously and would take offense to that.
    And some people that have been trained in <insert activity that requires skill here> take it seriously and would take offense to that.

    That still doesn't make them immune to being the butt of jokes.
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    Every time I go back and read realultimatepower it's just as funny as the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Praetorian
    lol I remember back in the day when ghyno and powermandl used to whore that site.
    Heh, we sure did. It's worthy.
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    I figure any of those who have studied REAL ninjitsu, and not mall ninjitsu, would enjoy this as mucb as anyone (because those guys are real and hate the guys that this website makes fun of).

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    Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.



    But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.






    Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

    Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

    Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

    Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

    Step 5 Get really super pissed.

    Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

    Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

    Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

    Step 9 Wait.

    Step 10 Die.




    If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!
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    Bench...- 303..........................Bench....- 300....Paused in meet - 281
    Deadlift.- 503.....Unofficial 513...Deadlift..- 490
    Total....- 1,203...IPF Class II......All done raw, Touch'n go bench

    "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly" Robert F. Kennedy

    "A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he gives up"

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    that had me laughin for like 10 mins straight haha
    Best Meet @ Lifts@181:...............Best gym lifts
    Squat...- 403..........................Squat....- 395 w/belt
    Bench...- 303..........................Bench....- 300....Paused in meet - 281
    Deadlift.- 503.....Unofficial 513...Deadlift..- 490
    Total....- 1,203...IPF Class II......All done raw, Touch'n go bench

    "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly" Robert F. Kennedy

    "A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he gives up"

    "However beautiful the strategy you should occasionally look at the results" John Berardi

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    "I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

    hahahaha classic!

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    Ninja's are p***ys that's why they hide their faces!



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    hah saw this in 2002 or so

    still really funny though

    "I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

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    Quote Originally Posted by f=ma
    "I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."
    This one, and the line about loving them with your pee pee are the two funniest lines of text on the entire internet.

    If you don't agree, ninjas will come to your house and chop your head off. Unless you have Legos. I hear ninjas love Legos.
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    Has anyone else read the hate mail on this site? It's nuts. I can't believe how serious people take themselves, or junk they read on the net. There's one lady who bitches about being a single mom with 3 kids and the site has caused one to start acting up. She blames the site as a result of her kids issues. How about being a responsible parent and not letting your kids get online without supervision? What an idiot.
    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    Its probably not even the site. Kid prolly has ADHD or ADD and is looking for a scapegoat so she doesnt have to buy the proper drugs and not be the bad parent.
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    Uh... you think the hate mail isn't as fictional as the site content?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShockBoxer
    Uh... you think the hate mail isn't as fictional as the site content?
    No. There are people out there dumb enough to send that ****.
    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    It's probably people like Gutz that send those emails.

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