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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    For those who'll be visiting Detroit for the Super Bowl...

    I've seen this circulating for awhile, but it's still funny...although maybe not as much if you're not from around Detroit.

    1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It's Deh-troit. NOT DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit then we will assume you are from Toledo and here for the Auto Show.
    2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Detroit has its own version of traffic rules... Hold on and pray!
    3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 am to 10:00 am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 pm to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Weekends are open game.
    4. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when the light turns green, count to five before going across the intersection. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light to keep from getting shot.
    5. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced by a native of the Detroit metro area. That goes for Gratiot too.
    6. Construction and renovation on I-94, I-96, I-75, I-275, I-375, The Lodge and The Southfield Freeways are a way of life and forever. Just deal with it.
    7. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect or they are from Canada!
    8. All old men (or women) with white hair wearing a hat have total right-of-way.
    9. The minimum acceptable speed on I-696 and I-275 is 85 regardless of the posted speeds. Anything less is considered downright SISSY. Oh!, and don't even think of allowing more than one car length between cars!
    10. That attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is NOT ornamental. DO NOT get out of your car to take pictures.
    11. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says "Keep honking, I'm reloading", he/she is.
    12. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving because they are so friendly in Detroit. I would suggest you duck.
    13. I-275 and I-696 is our daily version of NASCAR
    14. It's not M-10, it's "the Lodge"
    15. That's not a lake, it's a pothole.
    16. If someone tells you it's on Outer Drive, you better hope you have a map.
    17. The Michigan left turn is simple. If you want to turn left, go a 1/4 of a mile past your turn, get to the left, then make a left, then make another left, then make a right when you get back to the intersection where you wanted to turn left in the first place. NOW you have gone left.
    18. And those 2 really ugly arches over Telegraph Road???? DON'T EVEN ASK!! WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE!!!!!

    >WELCOME, ENJOY YOUR STAY, BUT AVOID EYE-CONTACT WITH THE LOCALS
    Last edited by Blood&Iron; 12-25-2005 at 09:25 PM.

    We tend to think of Sisyphus as a tragic hero, condemned by the gods to shoulder his rock sweatily up the mountain, and again up the mountain, forever. The truth is that Sisyphus is in love with the rock. He cherishes every roughness and every ounce of it. He talks to it, sings to it. It has become the mysterious Other. He even dreams of it as he sleepwalks upward. Life is unimaginable without it, looming always above him like a huge gray moon. He doesn’t realize that at any moment he is permitted to step aside, let the rock hurtle to the bottom, and go home.

    Parables and Portraits, Stephen Mitchell

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