The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Salary - you don't get paid for overtime
    Professional Atmosphere - you have to dress up everyday

    Casual Atmosphere - you work with a bunch of slobs





    Excellent Benefits - you get health care, but no dental

    Good benefits - you get paid vacations, but only after you/ve been there a year

    Benefits - you get free coffee

    Life and Disability Insurance Benefit - dangerous work



    Flexible Hours - you have to stay late to meet deadlines

    Small Company - you have to do everything yourself

    Growing Company - you have to act like you know what you're doing

    Established Company - don't try to change anything

    Dynamic Company - our stock price fluctuates wildly

    Entry-level - you have to do the dirty work



    On the Job Training - you have to figure it out yourself

    No experience necessary - mindless job, minimum wage

    Work outdoors - work outdoors in the rain





    Customer Service - people complain to you all day
    Team-Oriented - be prepared to take the blame

    Career-minded Individuals Required - we want you to work here for 30 years

    Apply in person - we discriminate against ugly people

    Fast-paced environment - stressful



    Work Independently - there will be no one to help you

    Transportation Required - you're going to put a lot of miles on your car

    Some travel required - travel all the time



    Up to $45,000 a year - $35,000 a year

    Up to $35,000 a year - $25,000 a year

    Up to $25,000 a year - barely above minimum wage

    Computer proficiency required - you will sit in a cubicle all day

    Suburban work environment - sit in traffic on your way to work

    Downtown location - you have to pay for parking

    Must have own truck - must have your own truck and your own equipment, too
    "A + B + C = Success if, A = Hard Work, B = Hard Play, C = Keeping your mouth shut" -Albert
    Einstein


    I've always gone to the gym with the conviction that I'll be the hardest working mother****er in the joint. Make that your credo, and hope we don't lift at the same place.
    -- Adam Fahy


    "Fran is a double-hard bastard"- Clint Brewer 31/12/02

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    Funny stuff...haha..lol

    "Success is never behind you, it is always, always in front of you."

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