While browsing my usual internet oddities, I came across this:
It's the 'blog of a dude who voluntarily eats crazy stuff that we know probably aren't all that fit for human consumption, for the sake of comedy. Beware, this is some funny ****.
EDIT: And, I quote:
"Until now, the foods I've sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I'm not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I'm talking about breast milk."