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    Still Plugging Away -TIM-'s Avatar
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    Best WBB Member One-Liners

    I'll start

    Posted by xian in KevinStarke's journal:

    "It smells like vagina in here and it ain't from my fingers."

    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    Here's one of my favorites, and I forget who but someone put it in their sig as well.

    Posted by KevinStarke in Natetaco's "My NO-Explode review"

    "I finally got on some NO-Xplode myself and holy jeeze its great! I got so amped I killed my parents and kicked my grandmother in the face, thanks BSN!"

    Finally, he annihilated the NO-Xplode debate and put it to rest
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    in my sig...xian referring to NO2

    "No, I'm going to stick with NO2 and trying to attain the ever-elusive pump."-Xian

    instead of eating right and lifting hard etc.
    Last edited by Optimum08; 02-13-2006 at 05:44 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinStarke
    Personally I prefer crack.
    (From Hatred's no-xplode thread)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Russow
    I thought it smelled like moron in here but i wasn't sure. I came to investigate. Yup.

    Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky. Read the sticky.
    more of a ten liner but...

    or anything by homeyield or rock haha
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    For real, where are the Rock quotes. And all the one-liners taken out of context. If I wasn't so lazy I'd hunt some down myself.
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    Are we allowed to quote ourselves? Hell, there's a link to my old journal in my sig. Go there.

    No, don't, actually, it will eliminate the need for this thread.

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    Nick Hatfield: slapped him hard as you could, for pussies don't deserve to be hit like a man.

    hahahah i was laughing hard after this one
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