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Thread: Screw working out, I'm doing this...

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    Screw working out, I'm doing this...



    http://www.fastexercise.com/


    4 minutes a day! Folks, the "experts" are wrong! The studies on untrained individuals show it.


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    Looks like a crazy contraption, like 134 different ways to injure yourself on that thing.

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    If Hommie's doing it I'm doing it too.

    But I won't shave my head.

    Okay, I will.
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    i've seen that thing in person it looks insane.

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    Time machine!
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    Looks like some sick bondage machine...Geeze...

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    This was posted like 3 years ago, lol.

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    LOL, yeah, I searched, not hard though. I'm glad somebody can remember the double penetration from 3 years ago. Looks like it left an impression on somebody.
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    I made the image, so yeah...it did.

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    Looks like the updated version of that machine Mr. Garrison made on South Park.
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    I want to have sex with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian Crippler
    I want to have sex with it.
    Finally got tired of the unbalanced load in the washing machine, eh Crip?


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    that machine is so 1337!!11oneone
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    first glance it reminds me of some sort of a supertek wheelchair
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    it doesnt look like it could even support my weight.

    but yeah, screw working out, lazy me will take the 4 minutes a day routine.
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    I've seen that before - I still can't believe it's real!!! Does anyone actually use it???
    A child does not learn to squat from the top down. In other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and make the conscious decision to stand. Squatting precedes standing in the developmental sequence. This is the way a child's brain learns to use the body as the child develops movement patterns. Therefore, a child is probably crawling, rocks back into a squatting position with the back completely relaxed and the hips completely flexed, and stands when he has enough hip strength. This approach makes a lot of sense and can be applied to relearning the deep squat movement if it is lost. -Gray Cook
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    wow u guys found a lot of different uses for it! :P
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