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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Creation of new words!

    Here is something I ran arcoss in my web surfing. Don't know if they are new or old. Some are stupid. Some are funny and some are just plain true. They are posted for your enjoyment.

    Here goes:

    The premise is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. Following are the best of this year's new words. Remember, these are so new it will probably be 10 years before you can find one of them in the dictionary. Enjoy!



    1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


    2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


    3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.


    4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


    5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


    7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


    8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.


    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.


    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.


    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


    17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.



    And the pick of the pack:



    18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.
    Here we go again!

    "I've seen yer mug. Eeeeeeesh gotta feed ya with teh slingshot!"....Mik in reference to clvmike19

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    shot a man in reno Mik's Avatar
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    Everyday I meet more and more people that fall under #18.

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    #18 was by far the best and truest of the bunch.
    Here we go again!

    "I've seen yer mug. Eeeeeeesh gotta feed ya with teh slingshot!"....Mik in reference to clvmike19

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    Quote Originally Posted by midee1
    7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    I just don't get it.

    Quote Originally Posted by midee1
    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    Story of my life.
    "To make a big training like Dimas, you can not be a pussy." - Christos Iakovou

    prepare yourself, because it's a big training

    Turnin nothin into somethin, is God work
    And you get nothin without struggle and hard work

    Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Bergson.

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    I'm saving those!
    I can resist everything except temptation.

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    haha i liked osteopornosis..that one is creative.
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    "Reach for some self discipline."-Holto

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