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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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  1. #51
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    Originally posted by Belial


    Funny, I look exceedingly unnattractive when lifting heavy.
    During the lift maybe, but you look totally sweet after. So sweet I just want to headbutt the mirror.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    Originally posted by PowerManDL


    During the lift maybe, but you look totally sweet after. So sweet I just want to headbutt the mirror.
    then fly off too i bet...
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    Yeah, except when the capillaries in the nose bursts and blood gets all over the mirror.
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
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  4. #54
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    That's so sweet I just start uppercutting everybody and wailing on my axe.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    Yeah, except I was serious.
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
    -515/745/700 bench/deadlift/squat
    Current mile time: 4:23
    Marathons: 3
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    the ninja suit i wear looks a little weird and is a little hot, and the sword gets in the way of squats but hey...
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    I wanna work out at Tina's gym. I wonder if I'd get like a plaque on the wall.
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
    -515/745/700 bench/deadlift/squat
    Current mile time: 4:23
    Marathons: 3
    Century races: 3
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  8. #58
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    Its so totally sweet when you squat then wail on your guitar, and all the babes just come from nowhwere. Then you just cut off the head of some stupid idiot.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    yeah i love to throw ninja stars at the fat cardio people to make them run faster
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    You have to be so crazy and awesome that you just flip out all the time.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    dont forget:


    Facts:



    1. Ninjas are mammals.

    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    and this is jsut genius at work:
    Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    thsi too:
    Would you like to flip out with some cash?

    If so, then enter into the Ninja Scholarship contest. To enter, you must



    Catch a ninja really going berserk or completely flipping out*

    Take a picture will a digital camera

    Send the picture to Robert for judging


    The winner** will be announced June 1st, 2002 and will receive a five dollar check from me. Only totally sweet pictures will be posted on the Ninja sightings page. Make sure to tell your friends to keep their eyes open!



    *By flipping out, I mean really really flipping out. And no pornography--ninjas are tubular, but not that tubular.

    **The Ninja Scholarship does not discriminate against anybody (regarding race, religion, social status, poop size, disability, gender or any other non-relevant features) and that's a fact! Only one winner will be chosen.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    One time I was doing 20rep squats and I popped like 16 boners
    Last edited by Hung Lo; 01-25-2002 at 09:45 PM.
    Confucius Says:

    1)Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
    2)Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    3)He who have last laugh, not get joke.
    4)Blessed is he who can laugh at himself,for he shall never cease to be amused.
    5)When you don't do it right, it doesn't take as long.
    6) Those that do not set goals are destined to work for those who do.

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    I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    Dear Stupid idiots,

    A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor”, just because you read Ching Chong’s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn’t believe everything you read. If by “code of honor”, you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet”, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.



    No thank you,

    Robert



    p.s.

    you are dummies
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    The joke's getting old.
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
    -515/745/700 bench/deadlift/squat
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    I think we've easily got several more threads with it.
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    Originally posted by Belial
    The joke's getting old.
    we need to find a new one then.
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    ninjas never get old.
    "Then on leg day do squats, lunges, stiff legged deadlifts, fluffernutters, and calf raises."--Belial, training a newbie

    PowermanDL on Russian culture: "Big furry hats come into play somewhere."

    "The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine

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    Because they're sweet!
    "Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
    "Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
    -515/745/700 bench/deadlift/squat
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    Marathons: 3
    Century races: 3
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    I thought the joke was getting old?

    *revokes Belial's Ninja privileges for not respecting the code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet*
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
    Budiak: macked
    Budiak: heh maced
    Budiak: I wish

    ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago

    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
    Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties

    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

    assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock

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    stop with the ninja madness. I command you! or i will totally flip out and start decapitating people.

    hey b......you can come workout my gym and see if you become a god too. *lol* just come on down to atlanta...we're all easily impressed here...
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

    Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!


    Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

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    maybe if you run around in a red thong and scream I liak ice cream! yousa like to?! you will get many girls.
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    I picked up a women in the gym this morning, but when i started to carry her away see slapped me across the face. Geezs sensitive
    " Eat to grow, Progression to get stronger " - mesmall

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