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    Smeagol on Steroids Mercuryblade's Avatar
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    You know you're a wannabebig member when...

    Okay so here's a category I thought up of when I was incredibly bored during one my 13 hour days at work.
    You know you're a wannabebig member when...

    - Built has told you at least twice cardio isn't the best route to lose weight
    - You no longer use words like hungry or full, just maintenence, bulking cutting
    - You can't help but consider the glycemic index of a food before eating it

    Funny, serious, whatever, post your ideas.
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    You cringe anytime you hear "toned" or any variation there of....
    Face it: biceps are the muscle that classifies you as a muscle man.

    Striding across the fields, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Clawhammer! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

    "As sure as predators devour prey, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"
    Hilarity

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    Senior Member Eszekial's Avatar
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    When you girlfriend asks you what you're thinking, you reply with one of the following
    1. Eat More,
    2. Bring a protein shake
    3. Rest
    4. What's making me so gassy?
    5. Compound Exercises
    6. Ephedra and Caffeine
    7. Squat Or Die
    8. What Do Carbs Taste Like?
    9. What does built looks like naked?
    10. What the hell makes Nitrean smell like the dickens?
    11. What love letter Chris or Daniel will write you on their next receipt (oh how i love ATL love letters).
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    Senior Member Eszekial's Avatar
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    When you know what glycogenesis means
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    When you know several people's REAL names...
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    Bench.........225x1...............275x1.................?
    Squat...........?.......................?....................365x5
    Deadlift........?.....................315x5...............435x5
    Weight........180...................192...................185
    BF%.............?......................12.....................12
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    Quote Originally Posted by d'Anconia
    When you know several people's REAL names...
    Ooooooo good one!
    Homer Simpson - "The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
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    you shudder when someone mentions their upper chest or lower abs....
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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    ^^ When you have 28,290 posts.
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    Best way to cheat on deadlifts...

    Stand there for a few minutes, then pace back and forth a lot, huff and puff, wait until everybody's looking. Approach the bar. Back off. Approach it again. Back off. Get some water. Chalk up. Approach the bar again. Then spray some more chalk around. Wait until people start losing interest. When nobody's looking, pick it a little off the floor, and slam it down. Jump up and yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY". Then give high fives all around. - Belial

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tryska
    you shudder when someone mentions their upper chest or lower abs....
    *shudder
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    When someone bragging about their curl abilities prompts a sneer from you instead of respect.

    When you get annoyed at most of the questions asked by n00bs.
    Homer Simpson - "The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
    www.dictionary.com (for all your spell-checking needs)
    My picture thread- http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=78235
    My journal- http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=77712
    Viking Warlord- "You can't motorboat a personality".
    Built- "See, truly artful copy-paste isn't random. You need to know WHAT to copy before you go pasting..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercuryblade
    - You can't help but consider the glycemic index of a food before eating it

    I was actually on a really bad dinner date one time so I kept talking about how high on the glycemic index her meal was until she walked out.


    Then I ate her food.
    It's easier to point out the differences between us than to admit the similarities.


    This body holding me, reminds me of my own mortality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    I was actually on a really bad dinner date one time so I kept talking about how high on the glycemic index her meal was until she walked out.


    Then I ate her food.

    I love you.....
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    when you have more internet friends than real life ones...lol
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    Mr. Elwood has "Wannabebig member" confused with "loser".

    It's okay bud, really..
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    is numero uno Saint Patrick's Avatar
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    Started this thread a few years back:
    http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=22604

    Top 10 ways you know you're addicted to the WBB worums


    10. Your sig is longer than your posts

    9. You've changed your avatar more than once in the same week

    8. You spend more time on the boards than in the gym

    7. You find yourself mis-spelling words on purpose on a regular basis (examples: "teh" "yuo" "damb")

    6. When you have a serious health problem, you post a thread instead of actually asking a doctor

    5. At work, you spend more time on the forums than actually working.

    4. If you've ever sent a PM to hulk, asking if you can be a mod

    3. You reach a new personal record, and your first thought is "Cool, now I can update my stats on WBB"

    2. You have at least 100 posts that consist of either "LOL", "LMAO", or that "I'm with stupid" smiley

    And the #1 way you know you're addicted to the WannaBeBig forums:






    1. Your internet home page is http://www.wannabebigforums.com
    Age:30
    Height: 5'7"
    Weight: Not Big Enough
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    Senior Member getfit's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    Started this thread a few years back:
    http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=22604

    Top 10 ways you know you're addicted to the WBB worums


    10. Your sig is longer than your posts

    9. You've changed your avatar more than once in the same week

    8. You spend more time on the boards than in the gym

    7. You find yourself mis-spelling words on purpose on a regular basis (examples: "teh" "yuo" "damb")

    6. When you have a serious health problem, you post a thread instead of actually asking a doctor

    5. At work, you spend more time on the forums than actually working.

    4. If you've ever sent a PM to hulk, asking if you can be a mod

    3. You reach a new personal record, and your first thought is "Cool, now I can update my stats on WBB"

    2. You have at least 100 posts that consist of either "LOL", "LMAO", or that "I'm with stupid" smiley

    And the #1 way you know you're addicted to the WannaBeBig forums:






    1. Your internet home page is http://www.wannabebigforums.com
    AWESOME!
    You will soon see Getfit in OngII Flying Knee Thingys of Doom see if the feisty greek can survive the kicks of Steel Leg From Shaolin Soccer,Dim Mak(def touch) from ChungLee,and Flying Crane by Daniel-san-El Pietro

    Spray it with windex greek!-the famous El Pietro

    You be quiet or i'll clean and press your narrow francophone self-Callahan

    Lift for gains,not glory.Control your ego and the weight

    What a strong girl! This leads me to believe you can severly injure most of the male population-Nick Hatfield

    You're blazing white hot,anyone ever tell you that? Sometimes i think you have fingers faster then Superman when it comes to posts on WBB forums.
    Hot in terms of both speed and... well new hotness- Stash

    gain 50lbs-Anthony

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    ..When you start seeing topics you posted 2 years ago in, bumped....to realize how much of a dumbass you sounded like

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    ...when you start talking about your messed up relationships on wbb
    Last edited by accuFLEX; 06-15-2006 at 06:04 PM.

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    When people ask you what day it is and you respond with a bodypart instead of the date.
    Age: 18
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    Just watch me ... Built's Avatar
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    When you finish doing the wild thing and your SO asks how it was, and you respond "Awesome! I can TOTALLY feel my abs!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey66
    When people ask you what day it is and you respond with a bodypart instead of the date.
    so, what bodypart were we talking about ?
    You will soon see Getfit in OngII Flying Knee Thingys of Doom see if the feisty greek can survive the kicks of Steel Leg From Shaolin Soccer,Dim Mak(def touch) from ChungLee,and Flying Crane by Daniel-san-El Pietro

    Spray it with windex greek!-the famous El Pietro

    You be quiet or i'll clean and press your narrow francophone self-Callahan

    Lift for gains,not glory.Control your ego and the weight

    What a strong girl! This leads me to believe you can severly injure most of the male population-Nick Hatfield

    You're blazing white hot,anyone ever tell you that? Sometimes i think you have fingers faster then Superman when it comes to posts on WBB forums.
    Hot in terms of both speed and... well new hotness- Stash

    gain 50lbs-Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built
    When you finish doing the wild thing and your SO asks how it was, and you respond "Awesome! I can TOTALLY feel my abs!"
    As always, way to be, Built.
    25 years old, 5'10''

    Back in the States to get hayooooge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey66
    When people ask you what day it is and you respond with a bodypart instead of the date.
    LOL i like this one

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