Ok not really but I got this email from a buddy and it kinda made me laugh casue he know's I'm dieting
Since I have several Boston Terriers, I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?).
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy was going to need help as he laughingly staggered to the door.
Tell me that is not some funny stuff
Thats ****ing awesome.
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That is pretty good stuff Mike!
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Nice one Wolfy..
If the tall man was laughing out the door.. what was the reaction of the lady who asked the question?
I can image something like: "SMART AS_"
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What are you dieting down too? I want to see you at 9%, 320 lbs HAHA.
That would be a sick world.
You should have just said "No, it's for me. Here's your sign"
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That's funny right there.Originally Posted by JustinASU
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:withstupiOriginally Posted by JustinASU
That's awesome. Did you buddy say where he got the story?
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