Alright I'm in a big freaking delima and a bad one.
This girl started working with me that I thought was pretty cool and pretty hot. They put her working with me all day and all that, all is good and I get to know her I thought pretty well. We did the normal flirty stuff and all that showing both of us had interest. So she gives me her phone number and tells me she wants to hang out, well the first wkend she gave me the number i was pretty busy all wkend and didnt want to go out or do anything basically. This monday she has her best firned hire in with us, whom of course is pretty good looking aswell. Apparently her and her friend have a pretty open type of thing when it comes to guys, they dont mind sharing.. GO ME! I pretty much found this out the first time I talked to her friend and her at the sametime.
So lets fast forward a couple of days to my buddy's birthday party the other night. I invited her and her friend to go with me. We had a good time she got a little drunk, her friend got a little drunk and I got **** faced. I dont mind clingy type of girls and stuff, but for some reason these girls would not get off me for more than 5 minutes. They both followed me around like a damn lost puppy the whole time, but I was drunk and I knew what was probably going to happen later.. no big deal. Well later came and I did what any good guy would do.... both of them.
NOW... I cant get the first girl to stop calling, stop txting me, stop telling coworkers what happen and everything. So to make matters worse.. after I hit it, it seemed like i lost all interest period in her. Come to find out she is a psycho by how she acts and that just disturbes me. To save the best for last.. and I mean very best for last.. she is married and has 2 kids. Of course I find this out after the damage is already done. Her father and my father do the same exact thing for the company we work for. However her father is in a different location however has a long history of being in jail.
So to sum it up.. I have:
1. 2 psycho girls that wont leave me alone and are in love with me
2. 1 lost puppy dog i cant seem to get rid of
3. 1 married woman girl a loving family
4. 1 father of a psycho who would probably want to kill me for nailing his married daughter
Pretty safe to say.. at some point this will probably end up in a **** fest lol
Oh yeah.. i forgot to mention her father is being transfered down her for 3 weeks next monday!
you need a reality show. This is unbelievable. I cannot imagine any good ending coming out of this situation.
But on the bright side, at least you can cross another thing of your life's to-do list.
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Me either.. possibly buy a bullet proof vest would help.
Which is that?Originally Posted by Jorge Sanchez
Successful ****-faced intercourse, of course. I've never been able to pull it off. Tipsy works... even drunk... but ****-faced? Never.
The two chicks at the same time isn't too bad either.
Last edited by Jorge Sanchez; 10-18-2006 at 08:12 PM.
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Maybe the married chick's husband doesn't mind sharing??? Just my .02
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I would freaking move haha...
But seriously I think i'd cry in this situation. Like curl up in a ball and cry. Be glad you weight lift so you can hopefully outmuscle the guy and live to tell us all about it!
Dude congrats on the nailing! lol
Last edited by Jordanbcool; 10-18-2006 at 08:13 PM.
Getting back in the groove
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Lets hope he never finds out.Originally Posted by Skinny_DiezeL
I dont think I'd have a problem kicking his ass.. but come on.. I just nailed his baby girl.. I can easily be fixed with a bullet lolOriginally Posted by Jordanbcool
Originally Posted by FortifiedIron
That's not the solution.. seeing the dad is probably in the right provided what he knows about the situation.
I'm sure his daughter failed to mention you didn't know she was married before the deed.
But tell me dude...as soon as she stripped down you couldn't tell she had kids?
Last edited by Stray; 10-19-2006 at 01:27 AM.
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I work out because I have two daughters.....and one day they'll be teenagers.
I thought I caught the psychos, but you are on a whole different level.
That my friends is why I dont sleep with women before knowing them. lol
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Haha, that's pretty ace Congrats! Hope you get things sorted too
Whatever, just do what you want and act like it's normal to act that way and that everyone else is a kook(sp?).
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You're stuck with this bitch until you leave that job. If you try too hard to get rid of her, she'll likely pull some harassment suit **** on you while you still work there. Most women don't even need proof these days to make something like that stick.
As my current woman says, "bitches is crazy". This chick rules.
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Oh man...you violated one of the golden rules...you took a dump where you eat! Well at least you had 2 at a time. That should take the edge off the bullet wounds.
Last edited by ectx; 10-19-2006 at 07:44 AM.
Get a new job. Seriously. This will not end until one of you leaves.
And you should maybe listen to Shane. I've also found the practice to work quite well.
Squats work better than supplements.
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The important question.....Originally Posted by FortifiedIron
Was it at the same time?
Liquor + random chicks you barely know = a barrel of regrets and consequences. Most dudes don't learn this till it's too late, though.
Probably not even a viable suggestion but wth.... try to hold on to the 'friend' and tell her that she's married and your consience can't handle it.
"You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps.... his PRIDE!"- Vegeta
so you lost interest in one of them, what about the other one? or was themarried one the one that was still decent?
You're stuck, I suggest telling them your gay or met someone or both
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Ya, simple solution. Just say you did not know she was married and that if you did it never would have had happened.Originally Posted by Nick Hatfield
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
For those of you who don't wish to read the entire original post, I can sum it up for you.
"Hey everybody! Guess what? I did two chicks at once!! I AM SO COOL!!!!"