200lbs of fuzzy+ ice skates + ice hockey padding + very high speeds + 5' 100lb kid= Kid unabel to breathe with suspected internal bleeding...
Ok, Im a freak, I play ice hockey and I love it, been skating for a fair few years now... yes Australia has ice hockey you know!
Anyway, Andy, who just happens to be my team captain and an incredibly fast and small with alot of talent, and the ego to boot.
Then we got the coaches, on of em, Bill, is your typical over weight hard man who likes his rough stuff
Bill: 'Oi fuzz, see andy over there, doing his little fancy buck skills, go clean the little boy up!'
Now, Im rather fond of bill.. and not andy's biggest fan... if you fold think im cocky and arrogant, he takes it to a new level.
So fuzzy guns it, as fast as his skates will carry him, andy sees it, and begins to skate off, but it was to late.
I smash into him at full pelt mashing him into the wall.
Well... the crunch wasnt good, the poor kid couldent breath, he coughed up some blood, and we had to get him an ambulance.
I feel so bad now... I didnt mean for that to happen, yeah sure I wanted to hit him, but blah, im such an idiot, shouldent have done it that hard.
The head coach had a fit at me 'DO IT TO THE OPPOSITION NOT OUR BEST PLAYER! AND YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN!'
and behind him i could see bill trying not to laugh... bastard.