The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness
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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    THUNDER THIGHS! Fuzzy's Avatar
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    Broken rib formula

    200lbs of fuzzy+ ice skates + ice hockey padding + very high speeds + 5' 100lb kid= Kid unabel to breathe with suspected internal bleeding...

    Ok, Im a freak, I play ice hockey and I love it, been skating for a fair few years now... yes Australia has ice hockey you know!

    Anyway, Andy, who just happens to be my team captain and an incredibly fast and small with alot of talent, and the ego to boot.

    Then we got the coaches, on of em, Bill, is your typical over weight hard man who likes his rough stuff

    Bill: 'Oi fuzz, see andy over there, doing his little fancy buck skills, go clean the little boy up!'

    Now, Im rather fond of bill.. and not andy's biggest fan... if you fold think im cocky and arrogant, he takes it to a new level.

    So fuzzy guns it, as fast as his skates will carry him, andy sees it, and begins to skate off, but it was to late.

    I smash into him at full pelt mashing him into the wall.

    Well... the crunch wasnt good, the poor kid couldent breath, he coughed up some blood, and we had to get him an ambulance.

    I feel so bad now... I didnt mean for that to happen, yeah sure I wanted to hit him, but blah, im such an idiot, shouldent have done it that hard.

    The head coach had a fit at me 'DO IT TO THE OPPOSITION NOT OUR BEST PLAYER! AND YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN!'

    and behind him i could see bill trying not to laugh... bastard.
    Being a strong teenager means nothing.

    My wrists hurt, but some people don't have wrists to be sore. My knees have tendinitis, but some people don't have legs to get tendinitis in. I seem to be going backwards with training, yet some people can't even walk let alone lift 400 pounds on a daily basis.

    Dust out the vagina, and keep on lifting.

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    That is so cool. Maybe you can stab your goalie later.

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    Wow, great story.

    I especially like the fact that you apparantly flew full-speed into a kid that wasn't expecting it. Bravo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MixmasterNash View Post
    That is so cool. Maybe you can stab your goalie later.
    ...perhaps with your skate!
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