This is definitely worth a look. One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Probably work safe, but I'd watch it at home if possible. Sorry if it's been posted before.
"The only female involved in my life is my sister in law...I wouldn't care if she caught fire."
gym lifts: squat: 341lbs, deadlift: 374lbs, bench: 275lbs
My journal: http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=85034
"F—k you and the Prowler you rode in on"
"Vampires arn't evil, football players are evil"
This was okay, but they could have done a lot more with it.
LMAO, that brought a huge smile to my sleep deprived face, lol
Being a strong teenager means nothing.
My wrists hurt, but some people don't have wrists to be sore. My knees have tendinitis, but some people don't have legs to get tendinitis in. I seem to be going backwards with training, yet some people can't even walk let alone lift 400 pounds on a daily basis.
Dust out the vagina, and keep on lifting.
"Foul beast! Do you rue attacking Crunk? Do you rue it?!?"
Lol I've seen this video before it's soo funny. I havn't watched it latly, but I love the part where his sister is like "God knows Dougdoug is going to hell" and he replies, "God knows (her name) is sterile" (sp?). That made me laugh sooo hard, and when he throws the frisby in the woods I love that part.
I am SO glad I'm female.
Seriously - I had NO IDEA it was this complicated.
I just tell my husband he makes love like a God, feed him a steak, and I'm done for the day. Super easy.
God bless men. - Built
Pfft. Level 7 Barbarian?
Everyone knows you should only take 1 level of Barbarian to get the 40-foot movement and Rage, then switch to Cleric so you can self-buff with Bull's Strength.
Forget I said that.
"I wanna have SEX with her!"
"OK, roll the dice"
Bench - 270x5
Squat - 350x5
LOL @ magic missile. Ahh, the funny thing is that I know a number of people who are into LARPing...
25 years old, 5'10''
Back in the States to get hayooooge!
- Weigh a healthy and active 170-180, healthy mind and body
- Dunk a basketball (hey a man can have big dreams huh)
- Swim 2-3x/week and become a better swimmer
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."
"We hate them"
Way down this road, in a gym far away, a young man was once heard to say, "I've repped high and I've repped low, No matter what I do my legs won't grow."
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses, too. Trying to cheat these sissy workouts he'd do. From the corner of the gym where the big men train, Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.
Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives, Where the noise is made with big forty fives. A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees, A very big man with legs like trees.
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack, Chalking his hands and monstrous back, Said "Boy stop lying and don't say you've forgotten, Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN"
I once was a gamer. Not your stereotypical type..just a typical dude, in a frat and all that nonsense. For about 2 months I was out of lifting, I OCD'd on some online game, I sold the **** I got for like $1,000 so it wasn't a total waste of time I suppose. Either way, one day I unplugged my T.V., computer, shaved my beard, went back into the gym, and started frattin' it up. DnD..that was always some bull****.
****, I type on WBB forums instead of watching T.V. now, it's not even plugged in. Then I lift and work, chat with some friends..and hopefully go bar hoppin' or dancin'.
Bench - 270x5
Squat - 350x5
I'm a gamer.
A gamer who's pushing for a 495 (3x BW) deadlift and has had a girlfriend of some sort every month since he was 19.
But a gamer nonetheless.
The Reconstruction Project (Journal)
Age: 34, Height: 5'4, Weight: 185, BF: somewhere between 15 and 45%
Weightlifting Start Date: July 26, 2005 - Bench 95 x 6, Dead 110 x 8, Smith Squat 180 x 8
Bests: Bench 185 x 8, Dead 400 x 1, Zercher Squat 295 x 3
Stop thinking and go lift - Paul Stagg
I'm a gamer also, and soon enough I'll be pushing more then chump weight.
Womenless for over 2 decades now though
Having said that, they REALLY could have done a lot more with this video.
They hsould have kissed. It would have been hot.
Face it: biceps are the muscle that classifies you as a muscle man.
HilarityStriding across the fields, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Clawhammer! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"
Check out google video for "Farador D&D" for the win.
That was ridiculous Relentless. Excellent video. Brings me back to the days of killing my party and bringing them back as undead.