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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Which organ is in charge of the body?

    In the human body, which organ is in charge?

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

    The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

    "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in ahuff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually theother organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

    The moral of the story?

    You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole.
    Last edited by meltedtime; 03-18-2007 at 01:34 PM.
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    lol...
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    I would laugh but it is not funny. The joke shows how important the rectum is and then concludes that you don't have to be important to be in charge.
    Confused joke.

    I have to conclude with one quote from Police Academy 6: "Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line".
    Last edited by Max Thunder; 03-18-2007 at 03:35 PM.

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    It would have been better if the punchline was something like,

    'It's always the *******s that are in charge'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Thunder View Post
    I would laugh but it is not funny. The joke shows how important the rectum is and then concludes that you don't have to be important to be in charge.
    Confused joke.
    Is this a serious response? WBB members are becoming far to anal retentive.
    Opinions are like ***holes, everybody has one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meltedtime View Post
    Is this a serious response? WBB members are becoming far to anal retentive.
    It's a pun!

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    lol, this made me chuckle.

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    i liked it!
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    I liked the joke.
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    I thought the joke was good too.
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